[after testing Father Matt for poison] The good news is, we know how to make you feel a lot better.
Bad news is, someone is trying to kill you.
S2 E17The Priest in the Churchyard
I stand by my diagnosis.
You stand by the FBI. Your first priority is to get agents back in the field solving murders.
Your romanticism is endearing. But as the Bard says, "Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, such shaping fantasies that apprehend more than cool reason could comprehend."
He also says "Journeys end in lovers meeting, every wise man's son doth know."
S2 E18The Killer in the Concrete
Waffle-soled shoes and a track suit.
You know who wears track suits?
Athletes?
No, huge tubs of lard or retired people.
Hey, I haven't committed a crime in over fifteen years. I'm straight.
Except for killing, gutting and burning the Deputy Director of the F.B.I.
He was trying to kill Russ, and then he was going after you. It is not a crime to protect your family.
Well, some fathers do it without killing.
Okay, time to step out of your comfort zones, people.
What comfort zone?
I can't fight or shoot a gun; but if something bad happens, I can spit with deadly accuracy.
What can't you tell me?
By definition, I can't tell you.
[Brennan is at Booth's office discussing the case]
So you think "Icepick" might still be alive.
As a friend of mine likes to say, don't jump to conclusions...[gets up and smiles smugly at Brennan] until all the evidence is in.
If the facts are in then it's not "jumping to a conclusion". I never said that.
I never said that the "friend" is you, ok? [walks out]
[Brennan looks on, speechless]
Why didn't you just tell him about Kennedy?
Well, you know, I needed to give you time to find me. You know, I've been tortured worse.
S2 E19Spaceman in a Crater
Why do you know that?
My knowledge is vast.
Why did I ask?
The telescope is pointed up at the planet Pluto.
Pluto's no longer a planet. It was demoted.
Did you ever get drunk together?
JJames
What?
What my partner is trying to ask is if you two were buddies. Did you go out and have drinks and exchange confidences?
Yes, that's what I asked.
Maybe it wasn't a U.F.O. that Cal saw.
Ah.
He could've seen something else.
Yeah, like a death beam or a space baby.
Hey, do you aliens use any weapons resembling a...
A broadsword?
How about a lightsaber?
No. Those can cut through any known substance. The victim would've been completely dismembered.
So we're going with the theory that this was once human?
BBrennen
I've never read about an alien encounter in which the aliens wore loafers.
How much do you want to bet Hodgins has?
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