Bones · Season 2
When you can't stop thinking about someone when they're not around, that's not a fling. When you remember their touch just like they were still next to you? That's not a fling. If you need to be alone with this, fine... but we both know what we have.
Be careful with fire ants, they're extremely dangerous.
I think the victim would agree with you.
[about a rat that has eaten a bullet]
Can't we just wait till nature takes its course?
Do you have any idea how tight a rat's rectum is?
Please tell me you don't.
Don't knock therapy, okay? Dr. Wyatt has helped me realize there are certain pressures that build up on the job, and I need creative ways--
We do everything together.
--of dealing with them.
What exactly do you have to contend with on the job that I don't?
You, Bones. You don't have to contend with you.
Okay, I want the whole kip and canoodle transported to the Jeffersonian.
Kit and caboodle.
Whatever.
No bones, no Bones... I was the second "Bones."
Oh, very witty.
So what? You got a part of the groom instead of the bride?
Bones stole it!
Uh, not stole -- swapped.
From an old Chinese lady's mantle.
I brought a bunch of chimpanzee bones and pulled the old ah, switchamacallit.
Switcheroo.
Whatchamacallit.
Two different things.
Positive ID on both sets of remains. William Chang and Li-Ling Fan.
[looking at both skeletons and their pictures] Wow, they kind of go together.
Because they're deceased?
Yeah. But more than that, they are exactly the same level of hotness.
Which is zero, because they're skeletons.
I'm not working a whole case with you attacking my beliefs. You should have just saddled up with your boyfriend.
Your beliefs are of an invisible man who wants to run my personal life.
Death would have followed quickly caused by cranial cerebral trauma.
By the way, 90% of the world believes in God!
And at one time most people were certain that the sun revolved around the earth.
[to Zack] You see, I don't think this is about religion at all. [to Brennan] We obviously have issues that are affecting our working relationship and you're afraid to deal with them, so you just lash out at my religion!
Can't you just be satisfied that if I'm wrong about God, I'll burn in hell?
Ooh, that's tempting.
We're definitely not working well together.
Because you are bossy and judgmental.
Problems between people -- it's never just one person's fault.
What about Hitler? He did pretty well on his own.
[Cam has walked in on Hodgins and Angela kissing]
Ahem. Do I have to throw cold water on you two?
We were, uh, just...
I know, just try to keep it off the internet. So, I have bad news. We've all been exposed to Coccidioidomycosis, a fungal infection from the graveyard dirt we've been breathing. Symptoms include nausea, weakness, fever...
I feel fine.
Yeah, me too.
...decreased labido...
I'm listening.
We're all gonna get shots.
Yeah, that sounds good.
Very good, yeah.
Thought so.
So your problem with Dr. Brennan is that you don't know what will or will not catch fire or where you stand.
Observation isn't just seeing Dr. Wyatt, it's experiencing. Ideally, I'd prefer being inside Booth's head. Seeing and feeling things the way he does. Then maybe I'd understand.
Be one with him.
In a scientific sense.
[About the chalice, a possible murder weapon] Can we take this, or do we need to serve a warrant on God?
[to Brennan] In my opinion, you are unable to lead a purposeless life at this stage in your psycho-social development. Which, by the way, is an issue you should address, because a certain amount of purposelessness is necessary to lead a full life.
I hate psychology.
You don't like it because he's saying that all this tension between me and you is your fault.
Mmm, on the contrary. [to Booth] If anything, your issues are more pronounced, given that your behavior has been affected by what turns out to be a quite irrational fear of being responsible for someone else's destiny.
That makes sense.
Oh, now you like psychology.
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