ZZach
Little green men?
Grey, they're grey... Not green, grey. Being half alien you should know that.
S2 E19Spaceman in a Crater
(preparing to propose) I am madly in love with you, Angela. You- you are the most amazing woman that I have ever met. My life is so much better since we-
Oh my god.
What?
Are you breaking up with me?
Speaking of marriage, Hodgins is gonna propose to Angela tonight.
Huh.
What?
I guess right now it looks to me like marriage is having someone who will slap your enemies and then toss their dead bodies out of airplanes.
Try not to mention that to Angela.
S2 E20The Glowing Bones in the Old Stone House
I believe that dopamine and norepinephrine simulate euphoria because of certain biological triggers like scent, symmetrical features...
Symmetrical features.
Yes, it's an indication of a good breeder. You appear to be a very good breeder.
I'd back down if I were you. He shot a clown once.
Whoa, wait a minute.
CCam
What is it?
A-ha, unidentified particulates. The two sweetest words I know.
CCam
I don't even want to think about your pillow talk with Angela.
Talk to me, squints, as close to English as possible.
Look, I'm Abby. [to Zack] You're Carly.
Why am I always the murder victim?
Sit.
[chuckling] Zack's always the murder victim.
[walks onto the platform] Ok, squint squad, why does she look like a glow stick?
[rhetorically] Why does everyone think my job is so easy?
CCam
[looks at the body] Wow, you weren't kidding. Twirl her around, we can pretend we're at a rave. What's the good word, Hodgins?
[protests] Hey! I am not a party trick!
[walks in on Cam cutting off the corpse's finger] Oh god, what are you doing? Plugging a dike or something??
S2 E21Stargazer in a Puddle
Your estimate was correct. This hole is consistent with a 22-caliber slug. I learned "slug" from Cam. It's a colloquialism for projectile.
This time, Art made Science her bitch.
Hey Brennan, I'd like to ask you a favor. Well, it's not so much ask a favor as, as, as extend an honor. I mean, I hope you see it as an honor and you don't think of it as some onerous duty, which I don't think you will, but then again I've never done this before, and of course--
Angela, just ask.
Will you be my maid of honor? [Brennan looks close to tears] At the wedding? [Brennan hugs her] Is that yes?
I'm completely, totally honored.
Really? I thought I'd have to tell you what a maid of honor--
I don't even care how awful the bridesmaids' dresses are. I'm so glad you asked me.
Those sea chimps went after that pork by-product like piranhas after a skinny-dipping missionary.
RKRuth Keenan
Hi Temperance, it's Mom. I don't know when or if you'll ever see this, but I hope to put it in your hands myself and see you again with my own eyes. This is a hard, hard world. Your father and I left you and Russ to save your lives. People would have killed you to get us. That's not what this is about. Today is your sixteenth birthday. I'm so sorry not to be there to tell you all the things a mother should tell her daughter when she turns sixteen, and sorry not to give you this. [holds up the ring Brennan's father gave her] It's an heirloom. And starting today, it's yours. I don't know how long it will take me to get it to you, but I promise you I will. You're going to hear a lot of things about your parents, especially your father. He is a good man. It was my insistence to leave you kids. Max would have kept us together, fought until the end. I'm not sure he'll ever forgive me for that. So please, Temperance, I need you to forgive me. And if you can't forgive me, I beg you, honey, if you can't forgive me, please forgive your father. Remember you were loved in this world, cherished. What I did to you may have been wrong, but I did it out of love. I did it out of love.
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