Sometimes you gotta work a little out of the system, Bones, for the greater good.
S7 E13The Past in the Present
You two don't understand what happens when the system turns on you! I do!
I love you, Booth. I don't want you to think that Christine is the only reason we're together.
I hope Cam is happy. If she had just kept things to herself, we wouldn't be in this position.
Angela, you listen to me on this subject. All of us did what Pelant expected, except for Cam. Because of her, you squints are all still in this, which Pelant fears above all else. As long as the Jeffersonian stays in the game, the good guys live to fight another day. My opinion, Cam Saroyan is the hero of this story so far.
S8 E1The Partners in the Divorce
Brennan didn't use binders. She could remember...
I'm not Dr. Brennan. I use binders! People like my binders!
I don't know where Booth is.
I don't think you're being completely honest with me.
Then you have trust issues stemming from...[rolls eyes] I don't know....a bunch of psychological crap.
[in baby talk to Christine] Organic content decomposing changes the appearance of plant life, right? Doesn't it?
[surprised] Yes!
[to Brennan] Well, you know, I missed you so I was reading some of your books. They're thick. They're really ... they're heavy.
You're not capable of killing me.
People change.
[Booth arrests and handcuffs Pelant]
It's too tight.
Not for me it isn't.
This guy, Pelant. He needs killing, Booth.
S8 E2The Gunk in the Garage
You've got to be kidding me! Eight hundred bucks for a stroller?
I have done extensive research, Booth. This is the best stroller on the market. Plus, the design is beautiful and it's cerise.
It has a name?
It's a color. Cerise is a color.
Look, I only paid five hundred bucks for my first car.
I can afford it.
No! We've been through this. All our expenses are split, right down the line.
You're too sensitive. It's just money.
Rich people always say that. That's what they say. Mm-hmm.
Didn't you say you would be getting a raise soon?
And until then Christine will be fine in a cheaper stroller that's in a color people have heard of like -- [looks over to see Brennan looking at him] -- don't do that. Not that look, please. Don't give me the sad eyes.
Please?
No, come on. No! I'm not looking! I'm driving!
Come on.
[to himself] Just keep driving. [looks over] You were never able to do this look before the baby. What did the baby do to you?
Okay, I'm no coroner, but I'm saying the cause of death was a humongous explosion.
CCam
The coroner concurs.
PBPamela Bartlett
Someone was bound to kill Richard.
Why? Was your husband an attorney for organized crime or terrorists?
PPamela
Much worse. Richard was a white shoe divorce lawyer.
I believe the shoes were ox blood. [Booth looks irritated]
[to Brennan] What she means is that her husband is a lawyer for rich people. No shoes.
Oohhhhh.
[Booth and Brennan enter a law firm undergoing renovation]
FForeman
[to Booth and Brennan] Uh, this is a hard hat area so I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
[flashes his badge] FBI. I need a hard hat.
And directions to Margot Sandoval's office and I need a hard hat too.
FForeman
[with dread] This is gonna slow me down.
That's a shame.
FForeman
Yeah. A little mercy, all right? I'm doing renovations for a bunch of lawyers who threaten to sue me everyday. [removes hard hat] I'm going bald with the stress.
Well, you know why I have good hair? Because I don't let lawyers stress me out.
That's true.
FForeman
Ok, ok fine. Who do you need to see again?
Richard Bartlett.
FForeman
You're gonna lose a few hairs after you meet Bartlett. Trust me.
Is everything all right?
Ah, I just don't like being in a divorce lawyer's office, that's all.
Why?
Well, 'cause it reminds me that things, you know, fall apart.
[awkwardly joking] Then it's a good thing we're not married, right? [Booth glares at her]
"[upset]" You are not a very reassuring person, Bones.
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