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(Bones knocks on Parker's door)
Parker? I was wondering if you wanted to take a walk with me and Christine?
(He knocks again as she gets no reply)
Parker? Parker, you okay?
(He opens up the door, and looks in confusion as she sees one of his toys that him and Booth made together, broken. She looks towards his closet and walks over picking up her lab coat, and sees his car broken and pictures all cut up.)
I haven't done anything wrong! I swear.
You've been destroying things, you've been lying to us.
You've stolen pictures.
I haven't stolen anything!
It's best to stop right now, bud. You don't wanna make it any worse.
You don't understand.
I do. There's an anthropological necessity for you to seek superior status within the family structure.
(Booth looks at her and frowns)
I don't understand.
(Booth looks at him)
Well.. she just means that we understand that it's hard for you to accept Christine.
(Parker stands up angrily)
No! No! I like her. She's my sister, I love her! You guys are ruining everything.
Us? What did we do?
It was supposed to be a surprise, you would see it when you put Christine to bed! I may as well show you now.
(Parker walks off towards Christine's nursery, Booth looks at Bones and smiles softly before they follow him, they head over to the crib)
I wanted to make her something, that's all.
(Booth and Bones smile in amazement as they look at the mobile he made)
See? It's Christine's family.
(He points to a picture of Bones and Christine)
Here's a picture of Temperance.
(He points to Booth's FBI patch)
Dad, there's your FBI patch.
That's the patch you took from my Gym bag.
(Booth and Bones look at each other and smile)
Yeah, but it was an extra. I made sure.
(Parker points to a picture)
See, and here's a picture of all of us.
It's beautiful, Parker.
(Christine moves her arm hitting the dangling stuff, Booth smiles, Bones places Christine in her crib)
Let's see how Christine likes it.
(Parker hands Booth the remote control)
Turn it on, Dad.
Alright.
I used the motor from our truck.
Right, from the RC truck.
M-hmm!
(Booth switches it on and music plays and it starts moving around)
Wow! Look at that.
(Bones smiles and places a hand on Parker's back)
I got the music from the chip in a greeting cart.
(Christine gurgles waving her hands looking at it as it moves, Parker points to another picture)
And i got that picture of my face in the middle. That way, Christine will know me the next time i come to visit.
(Christine giggles loudly, Booth puts a hand on his shoulder and Parker smiles)
I'm sorry, Buddy.
It's okay.
(Booth and Bones look at each other with a smile, before they all look at Christine giggling away)
She likes it.
She loves it.
(Christine giggles loudly and Booth smiles squeezing Parker's shoulder softly, Parker smiles looking up at his father, they all turn to look at Christine giggling away)
[pushing in a flatbed trolley stacked full with boxes, books and files] Those hillbillies have been going at it tooth and nail since the 1800's!
[in amazement] That's all the Mobleys and the Babcocks?
You know it, cher. They used to just kill each other and call it a day. Then they moved on to mule theft, aggravated assault and, lately since we're civilized, nuisance lawsuits.
Tribal feuds tend to be generational because the feud itself becomes a cultural identity for them.
For Lady Justice it's a boil on her butt. That's why she never sits down.
[...]
[looking through the notes] Wow...look at all these weapons charges.
Well, you wanted to be G-Man.
[Booth is confronting an armed Nobert Mobley.]
Norbert! Easy. Point the gun up. Up.
[Booth takes the shotgun but Mobley refuses to let go of it and they struggle over the gun.]
What are you? Crazy?! Give me the gun!
No! It's my gun!
I'm FBI!
It's my land! You got no rights!
[A shot is fired out of the gun. Booth wrings it out of Mobley's hands.]
[looks at Mobley] You are crazy.
[Mobley swings a punch at Booth but misses. Booth knocks him to the ground with the butt of the shotgun. Brennan comes up behind Booth with her gun.]
[sees Brennan] How about you let her cuff me? [smiles at Brennan] She's pretty.
You think you could drop a hint to Booth about me getting some more field work? [Caroline glares at him] What? Is it so terrible to have a dream?
No. Not when you're in bed.
You seem irritated.
Well, you're irritating me, ok?
Oh.
Didn't they teach you, you know, how not to be irritating at shrink camp?
It was a university.
[Hodgins is cooking truffles in the room using lab equipment.]
These two families are tearing each other apart for no reason.
And you think that you are going to be able to repair the damage when no one else could in the past 120 years.
Perhaps it's too big of a challenge for you. Fear of failure. It happens.
[pauses] Excuse me?
I was thinking I could see what chemicals are in the old bones and you can analyze the soil and water table. But if it's beyond you...
Don't...no, that is not it.
Oh, it's the truffles! They take precedence! I understand.
Fine. I will help you. But don't diss my truffles.
[Daisy tries Hodgins' truffles. She gags and quickly spits it back out.]
Are you out of your mind?!
I love truffles but those taste awful!
[Hodgins tries some himself and spits it out.]
You are a scientist. Not a cook!
I don't understand. If you have a useful talent, why are you an actor?
That's not fair. His ooky room his ookier than mine.
[Sweets and Booth are video-conferencing. Sweets is in his office while Booth is pacing around the set and looking at all the props.]
You know, the criminal records are not surprising. The entertainment industry has its own set of norms. Not only is bad behavior rarely punished, it's often rewarded. [pauses] Wow. Why does your office look like the command center in some super villain submarine?
I guess my bubble-head bobby wasn't flashy enough.
I still think it's an excellent idea to question people there. The actors might suddenly see their fictional world as real. It might work to your advantage.
[...]
[While Booth is talking with Sweets, Blaine Conway, who portrays Andy Lister, a fictional portrayal of Booth in Brennan's book, comes from behind and tackles him. Booth instinctively and quickly subdues him.]
[groans] Woah. Wow. I do my own stunts but you are awesome!
[annoyed] What the hell are you doing?! I could've killed you! [pulls Blaine up by his tie] Get up!
[in disbelief after witnessing what just happened] Unbelievable! No sense of mortality at all! Completely delusional!
[points to screen at Sweets] Who's the big head?
It's the FBI shrink.
[to Sweets] I was just trying to show him how I'm gonna play Lister. I mean this guy's like Steve McQueen man. [points to Booth] I gotta do him justice!
[...]
[Blaine leaves after being questioned by Booth and exits the set doing an exaggerated impression of an FBI agent.]
[to Sweets] You see what I gotta deal with? His belt buckle says "cooky".
I can see the McQueen thing.
Yeah?
A little bit.
Look, I would be an idiot to kill Hanson. Ok? The guy paid me buckets to write CRAP.
[offended] Hey!
Crap? You're writing my film!
Sorry to burst your bubble but the only reason he green-lighted your film was to get into Cherie Redfern's pants. So...
[Booth looks at Brennan in dismay and surprise]
The icepal is stupid.
[to Liam, nods in agreement] Yeah, it is dumb.
So...
It is kinda dumb.
...stupid.
Looks like Mandy Oh really wanted that job.
[makes a face] Uh-oh! [laughs]
[grins] Yeah, that's funny. Mandy Oh. Right.
Hey Jocco, pal. Let's talk.
[ignores Booth] Shooting.
[...]
I said I want to talk to you now. That means stop.
What are you gonna do? Arrest a man who's grossed a billion dollars in the last five years?
Great idea. Stand up. Put your hands behind your back. Let's go.
[Kent throws a plastic bottle at Booth and does a "kung fu" stance. Booth stares at him in bewilderment.]
Really??
Back off!
[Blaine charges Kent down and rugby tackles him from out nowhere, to the shock of the crew and Booth]
What are you doing?
I'm in character. I figure that's what you'd do.
[in disbelief] What???
[Booth is arresting the murderer]
[excitedly] We just caught a murderer! We just caught a murderer! This is awesome. [Booth looks at him in bewilderment] I mean, not for you.
[at Pelant's parole hearing] This isn't a court of law. We don't need proof. That's why I like it.
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