Sweets, just get on with this so we don't have to look at that thing.
[surprised] What do you have against a cappuccino machine?
This is a diner. I come here because there is no cappuccino machine. [Sweets looks at him in bewilderment] [continues ranting] And some things, they need to be sacred, right? Preserved. All right? In this country, there is a line between coffee and foamy crap. And when that line gets blurred..people, they just become animals.
[raises voice] No! No, I'm not ok! I'm not dunkin' my donut into some cappuccino. [other customers start looking at Booth] That's not why I joined the Army. [Sweets is looking very embarrassed and puts his hand on Booth's shoulder attempting to calm him down] I didn't join the Army for that.
[sheepishly grins at the waitress] I'll take two regular coffees, please. Thanks. Two black.
I found more papers in her bra.
Well, these papers from her pockets are all faded. I have no idea what was written or printed on them.
It must be something important.
Why do you think that? I mean, you have papers in your pockets and so do I.
HHodings
Yeah, but do you also stuff papers into your bra?
[smiles] Not since high school.
She was hiding it, right? That means they're important. You know, maybe even secret.
You think this is some kind of government conspiracy?
Ang, in 1963 the positions of the Soviet nuclear fleet were sewn into the lining of a hunting cap.
The video spectral comparator should be able to tell us what was once on here.
You never know, I mean, these markings could be code. See? Here.
Yeah, it's a UPC code on a coupon.
Ten cents off any three pack of tapioca pudding.
Oh my God. Oh my God! Terrorists are trying to corner the market on tapioca pudding and take down America!
[cradling Christine, excitedly] She winked at me!
She probably has something in her eye. Do you have the shopping list?
Yeah I have the shopping list right here. Why do you have to be like that, huh? She could've winked at me.
She's six weeks old, Booth. She's developmentally incapable of making the decision to wink at you.
Well, she could be just like you, you know, brilliant and crazy about me. [grins at Brennan]
[Brennan winks at Booth mischievously, Booth winks back.]
Hey, that's a good one. [turns to Christine] See that? Mommy winked too!
BBates
[embarrassed] The panties are mine, ok?
[Brennan raises her eyebrows and Booth looks at him strangely. looks around and discreetly pulls down part of his pants.]
[shocked] Oh!! [Brennan smirks]
BBates
They don't chafe like man pants.
BBates
[pleads] Don't tell my wife. I only wear them on the road.
[...]
BBates
I didn't kill anyone. I just like to feel pretty. [Booth and Brennan stare at him in bemusement]
I don't know what to wear.
What do you mean? We're going to a garbage dump, there's no dress code.
Well everything I put on, all the clothes I had before the baby, I just feel like I'm not...you know what I mean?
No, I don't. Listen, we've got to get Christine to the daycare.
I feel like I'm in someone else's body.
Oh, no, you are not in somebody else's body. Trust me, I know your body. I guarantee that one. (they kiss)
Okay, now you are humoring me so that you can get to the crime scene.
Yes, I am. So why don't you wear the green thingy?
What, this? It makes me look like a golf course.
Bones, what's the matter? You're never like this.
Oh, you don't think I should care about how I look?
Right. I get it, you're an airplane propeller and I'm about to walk into you so I am going to take a step back.
I don't know what that means.
You're just feeling a little vulnerable because you just had a baby.
Are you saying that I resent our daughter? I love Christine.
No, no, not at all. I just- look, what do you say we talk about this later? We really should get to work.
Okay, fine. Should I wear this or this?
Uh, you know what, they're both gorgeous.
Ugh, you're no help at all. Absolutely no help at all! (leaves)
Did I say something wrong?
(Booth is sat on Parker's bed next to Parker who is holding his baby sister Christine)
BBooth
I'm so glad your back buddy! And so is Christine.
BBooth
Yeah, Oh, I think she's smiling at ya.
(Booth laughs softly and looks around)
BBooth
So, what do you think of ya room, it's just like your old one.
(Christine starts crying and getting fussy)
I think you should take her.
BBooth
Right, okay. Easy.
(Booth stands up and takes Christine)
I don't want her to hate me.
BBooth
She's not gonna hate you. You're her big brother. Come on, huh?
(Christine starts crying)
(Parker walks over to his toys)
BBooth
So, what do you think of that i got the old RC truck out. I found it.
Do you think it still works?
BBooth
Of course it does. Me and Christine we put some batteries in it this morning, and we took it for a few laps.
(Parker scowls before putting it back)
BBooth
Look. Bones had to go to the lab, so maybe later, you, me and Christine, we can make some spaghetti meatballs, huh?
Christine can't really do the things you say, Dad.
BBooth
I know. But we're all just really happy that your back.
(Parker smiles)
BBooth
I love her, just like i love you, okay?
(Booth hugs him and kisses his head, Parker hugs him back before pulling away)
Can i just lie down? I'm tired.
BBooth
Sure. Yeah. Uh, probably just jet lag, right? Before you know it you'll be back in American time, alright?
(Booth walks out the room and stops outside, looking at him)
BBooth
Hey, buddy. i'm really glad your back.
(Parker smiles)
(Parker closes the door and Booth looks at the door in confusion)
BBooth
Hey, buddy? You here, just had a quick break wanted to see if you wanted to grab a bite...
(He knocks on the door to Parker's room, then opens it)
BBooth
-or something... Parker? Parker? Great..
(Booth sighs, Parker walks in)
(Booth turns around)
BBooth
Yeah. There you are. Where were you.
BBooth
I came home to see you, of course. Obviously. And i was gonna pick up my gym bag.
BBooth
Right. Of course you haven't seen my gym bag. Why would you of seen my bag..? Where were you just now?
(Booth looks at him in confusion)
Uh.. No where, just out exploring the woods out back.
BBooth
Out back, exploring the woods? Right, then why didn't you tell the babysitter where you were?
Because i'm not a baby, Christine's the baby.
(Booth's cell rings and he answers it)
BBooth
Booth... Great so is there gonna be something else or is this all about worms..? All right, so he was beaten up.
(Booth looks at Parker laying on the bed as he's on the phone and sees his shoes clean, before speaking on the phone again)
BBooth
The karate teacher, I'll tell you what, i'll come by and pick you up and we can see if his hands match his wounds and stuff. Alright, see you in 15.
(Booth hangs up and looks at Parker)
BBooth
Hey.. Buddy, i have to get back to work, okay? Stay tight and i'll see you later on. And if you go anywhere you tell the babysitter... right, sitter. You tell the sitter where you'll be.
(Parker nods)
(Booth looks at him unconvincingly)
(Booth looks to the bottom of his shoes before leaving)
