[barges into Sweets' office] You have to back me up with Dr. Brennan. She hasn't said anything but I know what she's thinking. It's an emergency.
Wh––what am I supposed to say??
You have to explain what happened this morning.
Sex is a normal part of the adult experience. You don't need to apologize for it.
Did you know what happened when I was little? My dad and I saw these two deer "going at it" on the side of the hill and I asked him what they were doing. And he said, the nice deer in the back was pushing his friend up the hill.
[bemused] Seriously?
And now, we're those deer, only that no one is explaining that you were pushing me up hill.
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