Colin Fisher quotes from Bones

Fisher

Are we allowed to laugh?

Ummmm...no. [looks at Brennan] What are we calling the one that's still alive?

Brennan

Well, Booth calls him Michelangelo.

Fisher

[looking at computer screen] Large rugged pelvis suggests the victim was a Caucasian male.

I have a large rugged pelvis? [grins] Booyah!!! [Cam smiles]

Brennan

Not you. The murder victim.

Everyone here is this combo of smart and dumb.

Fisher

I don't know if you're aware, but I do a bit of stand-up myself.

Brennan

I imagine you are not very skilled at it, as you are not a humorous person.

Fisher

My routine is dark, disturbing and uncomfortable. Just the way a comedy show should be.

Sweets

Oh my god, Booth is funny.

Fisher

Almost funny.

Fisher

I was watching the news and wondering if it even worth getting dressed.

Hodgins

[smirks] Oh we've missed you, Fisher.

Fisher

[realizing he overlooked a discrepancy] Well, I feel inadequate.

Brennan

You work with me, Mr. Fisher. I'd have thought you'd be used to that by now.

Fisher

Just can't believe that this much ugliness exists in the world.

Hodgins

[sarcastically] You're just realizing that now?

Fisher

No I always expect the worst but my new therapist, she showed me how wonderful life could be. [looks at corpse] Which makes this even more horrible.

Hodgins

[greets Fisher happily] What are you doing here?

Fisher

Consulting for the Secret Service, leading in Dr. Brennan's absence. Typical man of action stuff. [looks at Hodgins] Wow! I see Angela wasn't joking about you being paralyzed.

Hodgins

Uh, no. No, not-not a joke. Just a lot of pain, misery and self-loathing.

Fisher

Feelings in which I'm very well-versed.

Hodgins

I do remember.

Fisher

Cartoons upset me as a child.

Hodgins

More of an Addams Family kid?

Fisher

Twilight Zone reruns actually.

Everything about you makes more sense now.