Caroline Julian quotes from Bones

My people were right.

Your people???

We're Booth's people.

Caroline

So, how's your girlfriend holding up?

Booth

She's fine. She's not my girlfriend.

Caroline

Oh! So those looks between you --

Booth

Nothing.

Caroline

Right. Hope you're more believable on the stand.

Booth

You okay?

Caroline

Oh, you mean because this case is a career killer? I'm cute, I can always find a job.

Caroline

If it's gonna be your last case together, then do it properly.

It's not our last case.

Booth

We'll be back in a year.

Caroline

Tight as a drum, that's what I want. And trust me, the way you two are running from each other, you'd better be damn sure of these little trips you're taking.

Sweets

Daisy's going to, uh, Indonesia. She doesn't really care if I go with her.

Hodgins

Ooh. Ouch!

Booth

Sweets, no offense but, you might be better off without her.

Sweets

Dr. Brennan was asked to head up the expedition, will you be better off without her?

Sweets

You don't think the success might make them change their minds?

Caroline

You know what? You're a nice kid, but today is a good day for you to grow the hell up.

Caroline

So you people come back from the far four corners of the Earth, out-pass the outer suburbs of Timbuktu and you solved the case in a shake?

Brennan

[confused] What's a shake?

Caroline

[sigh and sarcastically] Three jiffys and a cha-cha.

Booth

[moving his hands] Cha-Cha-Cha!

Sweets

Talk to me.

Caroline

That is no way for an adult holding a PhD in psychology to answer the telephone.

Sweets

(playing a piano) Ms. Julian? I'm on sabbatical.

Caroline

Doing what, installing elevators? Because I can hear the music.

Caroline Julian

[after Booth releases a bounty hunter going after their suspect] What'd you do that for?!

Booth

[matter-of-factly] Double the pressure on Braverman. I don't care who gets him first.

Caroline

I hate it when you're all adult and sensible. Give me a little bile and revenge. Just what I appreciate in a man.

Caroline

Don't just stand there! We got a shrink who needs shrunk and a headless child killer in a puddle of brains! [leaving the crime scene]

Booth

Wo-Who's gonna take the witness statements?

Caroline

Doesn't matter! That shot came out of nowhere, straight from God!

Caroline

We all just people, cherie. You're an expert with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Now, who's Heather Taffet?

Sweets

Dead serial killer?

Caroline

Ya damn straight! Dr Brennan has her head all rigged up, spinning like a Christmas tree! [Sweets nods in agreement]

Caroline

It's over. She can't get to any of us anymore. [Sweets smiles in relief]

Caroline

You'd think when a highly-trained world-class sniper witnesses an assassination we'd have it all sewn up.

Booth

You'd say the same thing about the United States attorney.

Caroline

I'm too short to see a damn thing.

Caroline

[referring to the victim] Real name, Walter Coolidge.

Booth

[looks at the victim's photo] Alright, makes sense if Broadsky will go after a guy like him.

Caroline

That's right, Broadsky goes after bad guys.

Booth

[slams the file down] Doesn't make him right!

Caroline

Of course it doesn't make him right! It just bleeds off a little of our motivation to catch him right away.

Booth

[reading the file] Coolidge flipped on Ortiz and sent him to prison. Is he still there?

Caroline

No.

Booth

Why? Thought he got 'life'?

Caroline

Ortiz isn't currently in prison because he's sitting in your interrogation room.

Booth

You're the best!

Caroline

Tell me something I don't know

Caroline

Cher, did the man get to you?

Booth

You know what? It would actually help if you wanted to put the man in prison.

Caroline

Oh, I most definitely do.

Booth

Well, you're the one who says that you can't argue with the choices Broadsky makes on who he's gonna shoot.

Caroline

Yeah, I can't fault that, but now the man has crossed a line.

Booth

Causing a suicide?

Caroline

No. Man sneaks into your house, threatens you with a gun. That's unforgivable. He should be lethally injected just for that.

Booth

[smiles]

Brennan

[on the phone with Caroline, talking to Booth] Caroline is asking if we see anything?

Booth

The answer's still no and tell her to stop asking.

Brennan

[to Caroline] Booth says stop asking.

Caroline

I don't wait well, I'm an action person. Waiting makes my teeth hurt!

Brennan

[to Booth] Her teeth..hurt.

Caroline

Broadsky was in your apartment?

Booth

Yes.

Caroline

Why didn't you, I don't know, jump up and judo/karate/kung fu the man?