Caroline Julian quotes from Bones

In my line of work, discretion is paramount.

Booth

Discretion can also be an accessory to murder.

Caroline

Well, you see, cher, I am the law, and I can charge your scrawny ass with whatever I want.

Booth

Well, you're the one who says that you can't argue with the choices that Broadsky makes on who he's gonna shoot.

Caroline

Yeah, I can't fault that, but now the man has crossed a line.

Booth

Causing a suicide?

Caroline

No. Man sneaks into your house, threatens you with a gun. That's unforgivable. He should get lethally injected just for that.

Booth

You're the best!

Caroline

Tell me something I don't know.

Caroline

Funny thing about Witness Protection…

Booth

What's that?

Caroline

…It sort of comes with a built-in motive for murder attached, doesn't it?

Booth

(laughs) That's why they need protection.

Brennan

The bullet severed the C5.

Booth

Right. Severing the spinal cord from the brain stem is the gold standard for snipers. We call it disconnecting the computer.

Caroline

You can never have too many cute phrases for taking a life.

Brennan

Can you sign? Because we'll need to communicate with her.

Yes, but as of yet, she hasn't responded and who were you? [Brennan gives a suprised look]

Caroline

[to Meacham] Dr. Brennan is the best forensic anthropologist in the country..

Brennan

World! [Caroline surprised and Cam smiles at the reply]

Booth

Hey! You got anything?

Caroline

We've been checking on the hospitals and morgues for stabbing victims within a 50miles radius where Jane Doe was found, we've got nothing!

Booth

Yeah, well, I've got something. You know the bloody money that we found on the girl, assuming she stole it from the victim..this..[types the computer]..could be good news.

Caroline

You're cute when you try to make me happy.

Booth

Right..[hits one of the computer keys, image comes out in the screen] Look at that, look at all the 20 dollar bills.

Caroline

[looking at the computer screen] Okay..and what's that? [pointing to another image beside the bills]

Booth

I don't know what that is, we found it in her pocket. Angela's gonna reconstruct..but take a look at the serial numbers on the bills.

Caroline

They're sequential. Bank robbery?

Booth

No, ATM. ATMs get sequential bills from the banks. We can trace the number to the ATM, we should be able to find our victim.

Caroline

Now you're just downright handsome! [Booth smirks]

Caroline

[pushing in a flatbed trolley stacked full with boxes, books and files] Those hillbillies have been going at it tooth and nail since the 1800's!

Booth

[in amazement] That's all the Mobleys and the Babcocks?

Caroline

You know it, cher. They used to just kill each other and call it a day. Then they moved on to mule theft, aggravated assault and, lately since we're civilized, nuisance lawsuits.

Brennan

Tribal feuds tend to be generational because the feud itself becomes a cultural identity for them.

Caroline

For Lady Justice it's a boil on her butt. That's why she never sits down.

Booth

[looking through the notes] Wow...look at all these weapons charges.

Caroline

Well, you wanted to be G-Man.

Hodgins

You think you could drop a hint to Booth about me getting some more field work? [Caroline glares at him] What? Is it so terrible to have a dream?

Caroline

No. Not when you're in bed.

Angela

I hope Cam is happy. If she had just kept things to herself, we wouldn't be in this position.

Caroline

Angela, you listen to me on this subject. All of us did what Pelant expected, except for Cam. Because of her, you squints are all still in this, which Pelant fears above all else. As long as the Jeffersonian stays in the game, the good guys live to fight another day. My opinion, Cam Saroyan is the hero of this story so far.

Caroline Julian

You're gonna have to justify your department's expenses at the quarterly budget review.

Booth

Me? No not me. I work in the field.

Caroline

That's why you are doing it. Big burly agent like you will intimidate those pencilnecks. I'd wave your gun around a little too if I were you.

Booth

There's gotta be someone else here.

Caroline

No, sorry cherie, but there is no one burlier and cuter than you.

Booth

Stop.

Caroline

You just go through all the supplies we used last quarter, cost, manpower, techs and such, then estimate the cost for the coming quarter.

Booth

Supplies?

Caroline

Kevlar vests, ammo, toner for the printers.

Booth

Toner?

Caroline

The government doesn't function without toner, cherie.

Caroline

You said there was a casualty. Who was it?

Booth

Sweets. He'll be fine.

Caroline

Sweets. That boy's got the goods. But you better not tell him I said that.

Booth

[smiles] No problem. As far as the world is concerned, you're a horrible person.

Booth

I need that warrant.

Caroline Julian

You wanna take on a private army with an FBI tac squad?

I'm a cop. I know all about using the uncomfortable silence to make a suspect talk.

Caroline

Then why don't you talk first? [To Booth, sarcastically] This is gonna be a walk in the park.

Booth

[to a suspect who keeps dodging his questions] Our stairwells are soundproof. You could break your neck trying to run away from me.

Booth

Where's the money?

What money?

Booth

If you say "what money" I'll drag you to the nearest stairwell.

Caroline

[watching from the observation room] I'm in a totally different place.