Cam quotes from Bones

Some of us take coffee breaks, some of us take smoke breaks, Mr. Vasiri takes a spiritual break.

Brennan

Who smokes?

(defensively) Nobody. Not very often, anyway. Just very rarely, in times of great stress.

Anything of value yet?

Brennan

We're cataloging injuries. I thought you would be with Booth.

Questioning people isn't really my thing. Most of the time I just want to beat them until they tell me what I want to hear.

Brennan

I know, it gets frustrating, and hitting can quite often be effective.

Clark

You both work with the Justice Department?

Brennan

Yes.

Clark

Ironic.

Brennan

Welton cheated on you?

That's why I left

Brennan

Does that bother you?

Angela

Sweetie, how many times do I have to tell you that, most people don't like to be cheated on?

The only people who don't mind are just given up..

Angela

..Or are very very rational [looking at Brennan, Cam realized Angela's reference about Brennan] and are above those archaic notions of monogamy [Brennan nods a little]

Right, yes, of course, I'm not..quite..evolved..enough.

Hodgins

Hey? [The girls looked unhappily at Hodgins] Whoa...What'd I do?

You're a man

The remains were found in the possession of a Norwegian Black Metal Band.

Brennan

[looking at Clark] What's Black Metal?

Clark

I don't know, it's Norwegian, that's a whole different kind of black.

Brennan

Norway?

We don't have enough crucified corpses of our own, now the Vikings are sending them?

Clark

The annual murder rate in Norway is 0.7.

Brennan

Less than one murder a year.

In that case, they should solve the ones they have or they'll never get any practice.

What about real names?

Hodgins

I imagine they play that pretty close to the vest.

Angela

Kinda ruins the magic when you find out that Satan's name is Todd or Larry.

Mr. Vaziri, do you have the x-rays?

Arastoo Vaziri

Yes. I have never seen so many foreign objects in human remains. Arrows, marbles, jacks, various coins and cutlery. My best guess is that a nuclear explosion occurred just as the victim entered a 99 cent store.

I am saying no to this experiment.

Hodgins

Yeah, I got that after the part where you said no seven times in a row.

I find that you don't pay attention to the first six.

Booth

I'm just donating.

So you decided?

Booth

No, no. I am deciding. I-N-G.

I know you, Seeley. You're going do it. You want to do it. You're not really doing it, but it's still doing it, even if you're not doing it the way it should be done.

Booth

She wants a kid, okay? It'll make her more personable with people.

And what will it do for you?

Booth

She'll get what she wanted!

A piece of you?

Fisher, have you ever just taken a moment to forget yourself, watch like The Three Stooges and just laugh?

Fisher

Yeah, I never found humor in grown men giving each other concussions with construction equipment.

[To Hodgins] I try.

What's really on your mind?

Booth

[Sighs, troubled] All right, um, that place that, uh, I went to, you know, in my coma dream? It was just, Bones and I, it was so real.

[Bluntly] You're in love with Dr. Brennan.

Booth

[After a pause] What I'm wondering is, am I the same guy?

A sweet, kick-ass FBI murder solver with hard fists and a lion heart? Mmm, yep, you're still him. My advice, for what it's worth, is forget the bruised brain and go with the lion heart.

Booth

Right, and tell Bones how I feel.

Yes. Except, be sure about your feelings, because if you crack that shell and you change your mind, she'll die of loneliness before she'll ever trust anyone again.

I'm scared. Is that weird? I mean, it's just sex, right? It's all over the TV and everywhere.

Whoa, there's no such thing as 'just sex', Michelle. Every time you give a bit of yourself to the person you're with. So it's okay to wait as long as you want.

I don't want to lose Perry.

If Perry doesn't understand how you feel, he doesn't deserve you.

Were you guys aware that Arastoo doesn't really have an accent?

Booth

Yeah, he does. It's thicker than Ahmed the rug merchant. Was that racist? It sounded racist.

Sweets

[watches Cam walk into his office without knocking] No, no, no. You can't just walk in here!

Arastoo Vasiri, our Muslim intern, he's been faking his accent. At first I go where everyone else goes, you know? [singsong voice] Terrorist!

Sweets

Wouldn't a terrorist fake not having an accent?

Is it crazy or just weird? Weird I can deal with, but crazy? [shakes head and begins to leave the office]

Sweets

Wait. What do you want me to do?

Crazy's your department.