Cam quotes from Bones

Angela

Would you tell your significant other the truth or would you...

I would tell him...that I wanted to have tea with Jesus.

Daisy

[discussing cause of death] But we can't be certain certain. Just mostly certain. [Cam looks at her in bewilderment]

Brennan

"Certain" is an absolute, Miss Wick. You can't be "mostly certain".

"Mostly certain" is good for me.

[sees Hodgins is about to do an experiment with a shotgun and comes over] Oh no no no no no....what–– [sees Hodgins and Daisy] Really?

Hodgins

[aiming shotgun at test dummy] Fire in the––

Hodgins

...hole. [in awe] [turns back to Cam and Daisy, who are both stunned and speechless] Sorry. Trigger was a little more sensitive than I thought.

Angela

This is not necessary, Hodgins. I already double-checked the figures. A cannonball fractured our victim's leg.

Hodgins

[while working] And I am not doubting that, Angie.

Then, why exactly are you doing this?

Hodgins

[excitedly] Have we all forgotten the concept of the double blind study?

[unimpressed] Doesn't apply to artillery.

Hodgins

Theories are improved as more evidence is gathered, so that accuracy and prediction improves over time. [Cam shakes her head] For that we need independent strands of evidence from a single foundational source. You cannot argue with that.

Angela

[subtly to Cam] So he's never shot the cannon?

Hodgins

Excuse me for loving my work. Goggles and ear protection, please. [hands Angela and Cam goggles and mufflers]

Hodgins

We have corroboration which is exactly what we want as scientists.

[grins] Of course. Now clean up this mess.

Hodgins

One more?

No.

Hodgins

It's all set up.

No. [turns and walks away with Angela]

Hodgins

[pleads] I made another cannonball!

No.

Angela

[out of Hodgins' earshot] That was actually awesome.

Totally. He must never know.

And now Andrew can get a good shot of Dr. Brennan's sidekick analyzing the particulates way over there.

Hodgins

Uh...um...I'm not a sidekick. I'm king of the lab!

Brennan

Do you think Dr. Edison is more likeable than I am?

Ohhhh. [takes a deep breath] Likability is so subjective.

Brennan

Not always. Pol Pot couldn't have been likable.

Maybe at parties.

When did empowerment become stuffing dollar bills down a man's pants?

Brennan

The 1970s. I already said that. You should pay closer attention.

Okay, I don't usually get involved, Seeley. You got cold feet, I understand but if you don't warm up those feet real fast, you're gonna lose her. Forever.

Booth

Mind your own business, Camille.

Angela

He's telling us that this is our fault.

Brennan

But it's not.

Hodgins

We were trying to piss him off. Well, we succeeded and we got Flynn killed!

Brennan

We did not kill Hayes Flynn, Pelant did. The only we can do is try to catch Pelant using the evidence in front of us.

Angela

What if we don't? What if this just goes on forever??

[solemnly] It won't. In fact, I almost feel sorry for Pelant.

Hodgins

[in disbelief] What?!

He killed someone who saved Booth's life.

Brennan

Cam's right. Booth will never give up.

Brennan

Do you think he'll kill Pelant the next time he has a chance?

Usually I'd say no but the way Booth's turning Flynn into a saint, feels like he's working himself up for something. But Booth's a complex man. I'm not sure any of us can tell what he's really thinking deep down.

Hodgins

Angie, it's just a rehearsal. You can't keep crying.

Angela

I can and I will.

Sweets

Can't forget the best man.

He'll be dressed on the day.

Booth

[to the vicar] My son is flying in later, so hey.

Brennan

That's my dad.

[answers the call] Yes?....I do last rites but I don't do murder. [passes phone to Booth] It's for you...

Hodgins

$25 on the wedding being canceled by lunchtime tomorrow.

Sweets

Yeah, 50 bucks says it's canceled before the sun goes down.

Worst friends ever.

Brennan

Have either of you read Tess Brown's books?

No, I've heard she's terrible.

Wendell

Bitch.

Wendell

That might be a little harsh, but why read her when I can read you?

Brennan

Very true.

Brennan

[grins] Beaten, shot and possibly drowned. This is very interesting.

You've clearly been bored.

Angela

[discussing the Kidman trial with Cam] Justice is so...

...unjust.