Angela Montenegro quotes from Bones

Pickering

When was the last time you saw your husband?

Angela

My husband?

Pickering

Yes.

Angela

[surprised] Oh. [laughs] Oh. [chuckles] Wow, you mean that actually took? Really, it didn't seem legal. We were in Fiji. You know, there was a fire dance. You know how those things can be, right?

Pickering

I really don't, Miss Montenegro.

Goodman

All writers reveal more of themselves than they intend on their page.

Booth

You know, I've gotta tell you, I never bought all that English 101 stuff. Sometimes a river is just a river.

Brennan

[to Goodman] With all due respect, my writing, for example, is pure fiction.

Goodman

Dr. Brennan, I fear you reveal much more of your worldview in your writing than you realize.

Brennan

Such as?

Goodman

Such as, archeologists make good administrators because they enjoy tedium.

Angela

Such as, artists are doomed to a life of loneliness because they are unable to think beyond instant gratification.

Booth

Such as, you know, FBI guys are hot and Angela here wants to have sex with me.

Angela

Yeah.

Hodgins

Typically, gravediggers are necrophiliacs looking for a little action.

Angela

Umm... ew.

Angela

What's goin' on? Why's every guy from the Jeffersonian here?

Hodgins

They're scientists. This is a fascinating scientific inquiry.

Angela

Oh my god. They're all out here because your going to feed something through this wood chipper.

Hodgins

Not just something. [pulls sheet off of table] Ta da! Frozen pig!

Angela

uhh...

Zack

The morphology of pig bones is almost identical to human bone.

Hodgins

By feeding the pig through the wood chipper we'll be able to determine a dispersal pattern of the fragments.

Zack

By comparing the pulverized pigs remains to the ones we found at the golf course we'll be able to tell if this is the actual wood chipper the victim was fed through.

Angela

Liars! You just want to see what happens when you toss some frozen pig into a wood chipper.

Angela

Let's talk revenge, bloodlust.

Brennan

The cathartic release we are looking for can only be achieved when we successfully gather enough evidence to neutralize the person or persons responsible for putting Booth in the hospital.

Zack

Neutralize can mean either kill or arrest?

Brennan

Yes, it can mean either.

Goodman

Oh My God!

Angela

[to Hodgins] Aren't you gonna go after him?

Hodgins

Nope!

Angela

Why not?

Hodgins

Because he is now officially in charge of that medallion.

Brennan

You're nervous.

Angela

I'm not nervous. I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to crazy people unless I'm dating them.

Booth

Kyle hit the Duke with the candlestick in the crypt.

Goodman

That's very good! Very good. [laughs]

Booth

Right. [laughs]

Brennan

What? What's the joke?

Booth

Clue?

Brennan

What clue? [Booth and Goodman laugh] What clue?

Booth

Unbelievable, Bones.

Angela

What's funny?

Brennan

I have no idea.

Booth

Did either of you bring any water? [The girls show him their small water bottles.]

Angela

Why?

Brennan

Because we are way past where Jesus lost his sandals.

Brennan

Obviously, subconsciously sifted through the rational facts of the case and processed the most likely scenario.

Angela

I'm sure that's it.

Booth

Yeah, what else could it be?

Angela

Well it's the only rational explanation.

Brennan

Are you guys making fun of me?

Brennan

[to Dr. Goodman] Bones don't just disappear. I thought this was a secure facility. You assured me this was a secure facility. I could be working at Stanford, you know? This never would've happened at Stanford!

Goodman

We spend three-quarters of a million annually on security!

Brennan

Obviously that's not enough. [Booth comes in] I want my bones! Did you find my bones?

Booth

Ooh, maybe you just want to, you know, chill a little?

Brennan

Chill?

Booth

Yeah. You know, take a pill?

Brennan

Listen, dude, my lab was violated, my bones were stolen, so I think I'll remain warm for a little while longer.

Angela

Honey, maybe you should focus on your breathing.

Booth

Breathing.

Angela

Count to ten.

Booth

Count to ten.

Angela

Have a shot of Jack.

Booth

Shot of Jack.

Angela

You know what? This whole state of affairs where Brennan runs around fighting crime, it's stupid. It's nuts. Don't you agree?

Angela

What is going on with her?

Hodgins

Angela, she started to change the day she met you.

Angela

What???

Hodgins

She sees how you do it. All fun and involvement and pizzazz. Big, ya know? Big life. Booth came along and gave her the opportunity but she got the idea from you. Brennan wants a big life like yours.

Angela

Yeah. Men aren't like us. They're much more fragile and needy. The fact that they think we're the needy ones is a testament to our superiority.

Brennan

Yeah. I guess I forgot.

Hodgins

[about the War in Iraq] Are you defending what's going on over there?

Angela

No, mistakes were made, obviously.

Hodgins

Yeah! Like establishing military bases over there instead of investing a fraction of what this war costs into alternative energy projects.

Angela

Nothing is that simple.

Hodgins

To me it is! We are ruled by the corporate oligarchy, face it.

Angela

You want to make the world a better place, Jack? Try shutting your yap long enough to hear something other than the sound of your own voice.

Brennan

This is hard for Booth, he's idealistic.

Angela

Well, it's nice to somebody who wants to keep honor and responsibility alive.

Brennan

But I feel like Booth thinks I'm taking that away from him.

Angela

You're just doing your job, he knows that.

Brennan

I guess. [...] Tell Booth we're on the same side, I'm not the one who's disillusioning him, it's my findings, but when I look at him, I–– [sighs] I don't know what else I can do.

Angela

I do.

Brennan

[scoffs] Ange.

Angela

As a friend, Brennan.

Brennan

Yeah, the whole "friends with benefits" thing. [shakes head] That's...that's not happening.

Angela

I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about being there for him. Knowing when a simple touch is enough.

Brennan

Maybe I could write him a note....I could be very articulate on paper.