“The Man with the Bone” · Season 1, Episode 18
In this episode: Temperance Brennan (6), Seeley Booth (6), Goodman (3), Angela Montenegro (1)
Why do the FBI always stick their morgues in the most depressing basement they can find?
Don't be such a snob, Bones, okay? Not everyone gets to play in a multi-million dollar lab, you know... with skylights.
It's because as a society we feel the need to hide death away. The people who deal with death are viewed as freaks.
[Booth and Brennan are trying to get everyone's attention]
F.B.I! You're all under arrest!
[All the workers stop what they're doing and look at her]
Come on, Bones, you don't get to say that. I'm the one with the badge.
[to Dr. Goodman] Bones don't just disappear. I thought this was a secure facility. You assured me this was a secure facility. I could be working at Stanford, you know? This never would've happened at Stanford!
We spend three-quarters of a million annually on security!
Obviously that's not enough. [Booth comes in] I want my bones! Did you find my bones?
Ooh, maybe you just want to, you know, chill a little?
Chill?
Yeah. You know, take a pill?
Listen, dude, my lab was violated, my bones were stolen, so I think I'll remain warm for a little while longer.
Honey, maybe you should focus on your breathing.
Breathing.
Count to ten.
Count to ten.
Have a shot of Jack.
Shot of Jack.
I didn't see the harm.
In stealing human remains?
After 300 years, it's not like he's got a family grieving for him out there.
Think of me as a grieving parent.
You know, you need a better screening process down at the museum.
Ironic, given we contract that out to the FBI.
Music...Shhh, it's down there. [gesturing]
That's not music...it's bagpipes.
[Booth and Brennan arrive at a shaft to confront a suspect, who is unaware that they are nearby.]
Guy was a Navy SEAL.
So? You were a Guide.
A Ranger. I was a Ranger, Bones, ok? I was not a Guide. Guides, they show you waterfalls, they sell you cookies. Was a Ranger.
What's he doing at the shaft?
[Brennan goes towards the suspect, Booth holds her back]
Are Rangers afraid of SEALs?
What? C'mon Bones. No, Rangers aren't afraid of anybody. SEALs are pretty good though.
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