Seeley Booth quotes from Bones

Aubrey

[after Booth makes him lead on the case] Wow, thank you, Booth. So does this mean that, like, I'm your boss now?

Booth

Listen, Aubrey, if you have to ask if you're my boss, you're not my boss.

Booth

The one thing I learned about these guys, these creative types, they're definitely a breed of their own.

Aubrey

Oh, dear God, this is like spring break on bath salts.

You guys are with "F.B.I"? I haven't heard of them. Are they new?

Booth

[deadpan] You haven't heard of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Oh, that FBI. (laughs) Bummer. I thought you guys were, like, Hollywood agents. Real agents.

Aubrey

We are real agents. Investigating a real murder.

Aubrey

I thought that I was supposed to be lead on the case, here.

Booth

I'm just trying to help.

Aubrey

Appreciate that, but you keep telling me where to go, what leads to follow, wouldn't even let me drive to the movie location.

Booth

You're like a turtle behind the wheel. You're like−−

Aubrey

What?

Booth

[grits his teeth in frustration] A turtle. We would've still been in the parking lot if you were driving, Aubrey.

Aubrey

We would've got there. That's my point. You know, you got to let me work my own pace, here.

Booth

Fine.

Brennan

If the thing that made me me is gone who am I?

Booth

You're the woman I love. You're the one who kissed me outside of a pool house when it was pouring rain. You took me to shoot Tommy guns on Valentine's Day. That's who you are. You're the one who proposed to me with a stick of beef jerky in her hand, even though you're a vegetarian. You're the Roxie to my Tony, and the Wanda to my Buck. Who else is gonna sing "Hot Blooded" with me? Hmm? And besides we're way better than Mulder and Scully.

Brennan

I don't know what that means.

Booth

I don't care if you know about the bones or if we know how to solve crimes. All I know is that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This is you. Temperance Brennan. You. You're my partner. Don't forget that.

Caroline

You almost went and got yourself killed, again. When are you ever gonna stop doing that?

Booth

Probably never.

Caroline

You and your damn sense of duty. Do you have any idea how stressful it is for me to have such a brave friend?

Aubrey

Well, you know the saying. Once a Ranger, always a Ranger.

Booth

That's not the Ranger slogan, Aubrey.

Aubrey

Oh. I'm thinking of Power Rangers.