Seeley Booth quotes from Bones

Booth

(gives handcuffs to Brennan) Just cuff the clown.

Brennan

Me?

Booth

Good job with the poop clues, Hodgins!

Hodgins

Secret is in the soil. It always is.

Booth

Ok, well, why don't you ask the dirt who killed him and why nobody saw it, huh?

Brennan

How about an encyclopedia?? Ooh! Or..a microscope?

Booth

C'mon Bones! Angela and Hodgins are having a baby, not a graduate student. I GOT IT! Uh-Huh! Stuffed animal! That's it!

Brennan

How'll that benefit a child?

Booth

Bones, they're having a kid. His major past time is gonna be about pooping his pants, okay? Mr. Poo-poo pants!

Brennan

One of my foster families..I had a..stuffed dog.

Booth

And you liked it, right?

Brennan

It frightened me actually. It was the family's pet for many years before they had it stuffed.

Booth

[pause] Oh! We'll..we'll forget about the whole stuffed animal thing. I..I got it, we'll get em' one of those mobiles for the crib.

Booth

Hey! You got anything?

Caroline

We've been checking on the hospitals and morgues for stabbing victims within a 50miles radius where Jane Doe was found, we've got nothing!

Booth

Yeah, well, I've got something. You know the bloody money that we found on the girl, assuming she stole it from the victim..this..[types the computer]..could be good news.

Caroline

You're cute when you try to make me happy.

Booth

Right..[hits one of the computer keys, image comes out in the screen] Look at that, look at all the 20 dollar bills.

Caroline

[looking at the computer screen] Okay..and what's that? [pointing to another image beside the bills]

Booth

I don't know what that is, we found it in her pocket. Angela's gonna reconstruct..but take a look at the serial numbers on the bills.

Caroline

They're sequential. Bank robbery?

Booth

No, ATM. ATMs get sequential bills from the banks. We can trace the number to the ATM, we should be able to find our victim.

Caroline

Now you're just downright handsome! [Booth smirks]

You really so damn positive you're the good guy in this?

Booth

Yeah. Positive as you are. Difference is, I'm right.

Do the math, Seeley. I'm doing good work.

Booth

You kill people. No judge, no jury. Just you making the call.

My conscience is clear. And since you're trying to stop me, you're playing for the wrong team.

Booth

Oh, you threatening me now?

Self-defense, Seeley. Sometimes, that means a very aggressive offense.

Booth

You forget who you're dealing with, Jacob?

Not for a moment. And don't you forget, you never see the bullet that takes you down.

Booth

Uh, how are you feeling?

Angela

Oh, boy. Like an overstuffed turkey shoved into an overhead bin of an overcrowded flight. How about you?

Booth

Me? Like I'm chasing a ghost.

Booth

[Applying pressure to a wounded Vincent Nigel-Murray] Open your eyes, Vincent! Stay with me!

Vincent

[pleadingly] I... ple-please don't. Just don't make me go. I-I don't want to go. I love -it's been lovely. Being here with - with you.

Brennan

No! You can stay here as long as you like, Vincent. You're my favorite! Everyone knows that. Right, Booth?

Brennan

You have to keep the pressure on!

Booth

[quietly] No, I don't, Bones.

Booth

[having been woken by Brennan] What's wrong?

Brennan

He kept saying 'don't make me go.'

Booth

What?

Brennan

Vincent. He was looking at me and he was saying 'don't make me leave.' [crying] He said that he loved being there. Why would he think that I'm the one making him leave? What kind of person am I?

Booth

Come here. No, no, no, Bones. You got that all wrong, all right? You got it all wrong.

Brennan

No. I heard him. You did, too. Don't make me leave. That's what he said.

Booth

He wasn't talking to you.

Brennan

I was the only one there. And you. He wasn't -- he wasn't talking to you.

Booth

I think he was talking to God. He didn't want to die.

Brennan

No, Vincent was like me, Booth. He was an athiest.

Booth

Okay. He was talking to the universe, then. He didn't want to go. He wasn't ready, Bones. He wanted to stay.

Brennan

If there was a God then he would have let Vincent stay here with us.

Booth

That's not how it works.

We are doomed! We only needed two pins and you left them both standing!

Booth

I've still got another ball.

Max

Yeah, right. A seven-ten split.

Brennan

It's highly improbable, statistically approaching the impossible.

Sometimes when you speak it's like you watch PBS on purpose.

Brennan

They looked so happy.

Booth

Shoot yeah. They had a baby!

Brennan

Their whole lives have changed. You'd think they would be a little more apprehensive.

Booth

Well, you know, having a baby. That's a good thing.

Brennan

You really think that?

Booth

Yeah, it's a great thing. Why? What? Oh, come on, Bones. The baby is fine. He's healthy. They have a healthy baby, all right? They love each other. This is the happiest day of their lives, okay? What?

Brennan

I'm -- I'm pregnant. You're the father. [She watches as Booth smiles, and smiles back]

Booth

[notices Brennan crying while examining a body] Everything okay, Bones?

Brennan

Of course. I'm merely experiencing emotional inconsistencies due to hormones secreted during pregnancy.

Hodgins

Angela used to cry at the ShamWow commercial.

Booth

Maybe the dead bodies are finally getting to you.

Brennan

Of course not.

Booth

Let me get a picture of this one. [takes out his cell phone and starts taking pictures]

Brennan

[still crying] Stop it, Booth!

Booth

Relax, okay? It's just -- you're normal.

Brennan

I'm not normal! I'm extraordinary!

Sweets

So there's no extra stress between you and Dr. Brennan because of the pregnancy?

Booth

[chuckles, turns around the face Sweets] We're not gonna talk about that.

Sweets

Why not? It's shrinky stuff!

Booth

[smiles] We're fine. We're fine!

Sweets

All right, ok, I'm not trying to be pushy here but it must be very difficult that you and Dr. Brennan haven't agreed on a living arrangement yet.

Booth

Ok, you know what, I've been shot at, I've been stalked, I've been kidnapped, I almost drowned, ok? I'll be able to find a place for us to live. [pats Sweets on the shoulder] So go have some coffee, all right?

Brennan

Violence would be a logical extension of his belief. The Bible features a vengeful God who capriciously slaughters the creatures he creates. Sweets would characterize him as a sociopath.

Booth

Wait! God is not a sociopath!

Brennan

Let's just say, I don't want him babysitting for our child.

Booth

I just...I want our kid to know that I'm not my dad. I just want him to know that I was a good dad who gave him a real home. Our home.

Brennan

Why didn't you just say that?

Booth

Just didn't think you'd understand.

Brennan

[shakes head incredulously] I don't. I know you're not your father.