Mort quotes from Bob's Burgers

Linda

(singing) Two people, together forever

Teddy

Tough song. She's talkin' about us, Mort.

Linda

Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Goin' on about love when you guys don't-

Mort

Have any love? In the slightest?

Teddy

Mort, Teddy, what are you doing right now?

Mort

Adjusting myself without anyone noticing.

Teddy

Watching Mort adjust himself.

Bob

Here's the deal, Teddy: I can make you soup or salad, but I don't think I can serve you my burgers anymore.

Teddy

You cutting me off, Bobby?

Bob

I guess I... am.

Teddy

You're cutting me off!? Is this some kind of sick joke?

Mort

I think it's for your own good.

Teddy

You stay the hell out of this, Mort! [to Bob] Bob, if you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife!