Everybody chill it out and hop aboad Logan train to MellowVill. (bangs on the bongos) Chillllllllllllllllll. (Gustavo knocks them out of his hands)
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(after he tells the Jennifers that they're in the music video, he looks at the other three boys and tries to hypnotize them with his watch) You are not mad at me. You are not mad at me...
Yes we are! (Jo is passing by with a suitcase and looks upset)
No! Oh, no no no no no no no. (he runs up to her)
JJo
Kendall, I need your help.
You can be in our video!
JJo
Really?
Yep.
JJo
I was just going to see if you could fix this squeaky wheel, but...thanks. [she kisses him on the cheek, but the others look at him displeased]
Okay, so I panicked!
Boys...as you start to get famous, people will start to ask you for favors. Like a fashion photographer, that wants to direct a ROCK video, even though he has no experience.
So Marcos get the job?!
No. (Marcos looks upset) You see what I did there? Even when Marcos starts crying (which he does), I still say...A NO. (Marcos continues crying) Now, go tell your friend that she's NOT IN THE VIDEO!!!
(trying to hypnotize Gustavo with his watch) She WILL be in the video...she WILL be in the video...
Get OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!(Carlos backs up)
DDirector
Big Time Rush...all alone. Nobody else! On the tallest building...in the sanseis.
I'm afraid of heights.
I hate tall buildings.
Nosebleed!
I get nauseous when I stand up! (he stands up, then faints)
NEXT!
(scene cuts to having another director, this one being a female)
DDirector
They're in a magical underwater city...without girls.
Can't swim.
Me neither.
I'm afraid of sharks! (hides)
I get nauseous just drinking water! (drinks some out of a cup and faints)
NEXT!
We are so dead.
Yep.
Which is WHY we need to find a crazy, creative Hollywood director who will put Camille, the Jennifers, AND Jo in the video.
Oh, YEAH, like it's just gonna walk RIGHT through the front door. (BUDAH BOB enters with a plunger)
BUDAH BOB: Hey, fellas...I, uh, heard you got a nasty clog.
That could work too...
So do you want me to line up more directors or not?
(enters the room) So the pretty pretty car goes into the...
NOOOOOOOO...
MARCOS CAN DO THIS! (he leaves. Gustavo turns to Kelly)
All directors are idiots. That's why i'm gonna direct the music video myself.
...Because you're an idiot.
No...because my video is going to be...AWESOME.
So..you put on this entire charade to trick all of us and our parents into thinking we had acting jobs?!
Uh, yeah?
(she slaps Logan, but then looks at him happier) ...That is so sweet!
Then why did you just slap me right there?!
'Cause it seemed like the thing to do.
ALRIGHT! Are you ready to make the best music video of ALL TIME? EVAH???
Oh, Gustavo...Kelly said she wanted to see you outside.
Fine! But DO NOT MOVE! (he goes outside and finds Kelly) Hey! Boys said you needed to see me?
No? (she gasps. They both go back inside to see there is nothing in the room except the green screen)
I hate those dogs...
Wait...you only have a learner's permit.
JJo
Yeah, don't you need an adult in the car?
(thumping on the trunk of the car) LET ME OUT OF HERE!
KCKendall, Carlos, James and Logan
WE'RE GOOD!
[claps slowly] We came here to CHEW YOU GUYS OUT!!! But... (Kelly thumps him) Great video.
(thumps him again) AND?!?!
Great director...
OH! MARCOS LOVES YOU! (jumps into Gustavo's arms and kisses him)
[while the boys are driving their new car, and Bitters is locked in the trunk]
Guys? How much longer do I have to be in here?!
KCKendall, Carlos, James and Logan
TWO MORE MONTHS!!!!!
...Should I remind them that preparing for a concert will be the hardest thing they've ever done? And that it's not in Times Square?
Oh, let them have their fantasy. They look so happy!
FINE...i'll give them another minute. Then I'll burst their bubble!
I'm not good at goodbyes.
JJo
Well, then. Here's something to remember me by. (grabs Kendall by the shirt and kisses him on the lips)
Wow...she's really good at goodbyes.
I never thought that...our first kiss would be our last.
Do I get something to remember you by?
Of course. (leans in for a kiss, but then slaps him to the floor. Kendall and Jo look at her, and she shrugs)
Give me the rundown.
RRebecca
(pointing at a picture of the boys) Logan Mitchell. The smart one. Which means he'll ask questions. (points at Kendall) Kendall Knight. The complete package, but strong headed, hard to control. (points at Carlos) Carlos Garcia. High energy, a good dancer, but wears a helmet for no apparent reason. (points at James) James Diamond. Extra pretty, solid voice, driven beyond belief.
GKGustavo and Kelly
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
AThe audience
WHAT?!
CJCamille and Jo
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
WHAT?! ...I mean, yeah. The Big Time Rush...is dead!
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