Kelly quotes from Big Time Rush

Carlos

I think he's choking.

(falls to the ground)

Gustavo

It's another Christmas miracle!

Logan

Okay, we might be horrible people.

Kelly

Get him up! Get him up!

Gustavo

(disgusted) Oh! That was gross!

Thanks. Who are you guys?

Kendall

We're Big Time Rush and we just want to get home for the holidays.

Well, merry Christmas. (drops his clipboard and bends down)

(confused)

I dropped my clipboard and distracted and can't see you!

(gets it and thanks the security guard and runs inside the studio)

You're all going to jail for Christmas!

Kendall

Oh no! Don't call the police! We're allergic to police.

Logan

We weren't Fabio-napping, we were just hiding him so we could sing with Miranda...sorry, Fabio.

Carlos

Look, if we don't record three Christmas songs by today, our grinchy CEO won't let us go home for Christmas!

James

We're Big Time Rush! We're a band!

(turns to her manager) ...They're really cute.

They locked Fabio in a costume bin!

Yeah, but...they're really cute.

My daughter does love their album.

And they did give me some tasty snacks and a movie to watch for me. And by the way, I'm a horrible singer.

He's right. He's a horrible singer.

Carlos

And we can sing.

Kendall

(harmonizing) Sing...

James

(harmonizing) Sing...

Logan

(harmonizing) Sing!

Kendall

So, how are we doing?

Honestly? It could go either way.

Kelly

Okay, the producers should be freaking out looking for a replacement for Fabio.

Gustavo

Which means either a Christmas miracle happened and the dogs are in wardrobe, or they got caught AND WE'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

(come in and greet Miranda)

Kelly

Press record! Press record!

Gustavo

Fiji here I come! (presses record)

Do you guys want to sing a song with me?

Yeah sure.

Gustavo

(turns around) AHHHHHH! (gets hit by a limo)

(shocked and sees the limo stop and the window opens)

Snoop Dogg

Please don't tell me I just ran over a reindeer.

SNOOP DOGG?!

Carlos

It's a Christmas miracle!

WHAT?!

Gustavo

WHAT?!

Kelly

WHAT?!

Snoop Dogg

WHAT?! Yeah, I gotta be there in fifteen minutes.

Well...Grandma may not like it, but I...love it! (the others cheer. Kelly hands him a disk which he then hands to his executive) Upload this immediately so kids can enjoy a big time Christmas all around the world. And I...will enjoy big time profits.

Snoop Dogg

I had fun, boys, but I GOT to get to my Grandmama's!

And we gotta get to Minnesota!

Kelly

Well you can all make your flights if you leave RIGHT NOW.

Gustavo

(holds up suitcases) HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Logan

RUN!

Kendall

RUN!

Snoop Dogg

RUN!

James

RUN!

Carlos

RUN!

RUN!!

Gustavo

Dogs. You've come a long way, but you have a longer way to go...before you go multi-platinum, and start selling out 50,000 seat stadiums. [to James] James is still too self centered, and only cares about himself.

James

James and I still disagree. [looks in a mirror]

Gustavo

QUIET, you two! [goes to Carlos] Carlos still lacks direction.

Carlos

[turning away from Gustavo] I do not!

Gustavo

Turn around.

Carlos

[spins around and still not facing Gustavo]

Gustavo

[goes to Logan] Logan still lacks swagger.

Logan

Yes but if you ever need a color pencil, who are you gonna call? [gives Gustavo a color pencil]

Gustavo

[breaks the color pencil]

Logan

[screams]

Gustavo

[goes to Kendall] And Kendall needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say.

Kendall

And Gustavo needs to tak-

Gustavo

Don't say it! Not one...more...word.

Kendall

[turns to Logan, Carlos and James who are shaking their heads]

Gustavo

Good.

Kendall

Chill pill.

Gustavo

[his face turns tense and becomes angry]

Kelly

[puts on earphones]

Gustavo

[steam comes out of his ears]

Steam.

Logan

That's a new one.

Kendall

Run.

Gustavo

[singing with Buddha Bob] There's a rainbow made of love, floating in the new day sky, candy castle up above, this must be New Town High!

Kendall

[looks at Kelly, shakes his head in disbelief and slaps himself]

Kelly

[presses a button, fake smiling and gives a thumbs up to Gustavo] The producer is coming over tomorrow and he's going to HATE THIS SONG!

Kendall

[fakes smiling and gives Gustavo a thumbs up also] I know.

How long do they do this?

Kelly

It's hard to say.

Gustavo

They once did it for three hours.

Gustavo

Dogs, I'm glad you're here. Sit down.

James

(whispers) This is not look good.

Gustavo

I have something I have to say to all of you. I love both bands at this table but I will not go through what I went through back into 90's. now, Kat's Crew is extremely talented and dance and sing amazingly. But, the dogs have always stuck by me. And I have to do the same and stick with them. no matter how stupid they are.

Yes! (Big Time Rush wins and Kat's Crew loses)

Kelly

You girls are great and somebody is going to make you stars. Just not here on Rocque Records.

Come on, crew. Let's roll. (Kat's Crew leaves)

That's the best mother's day gift I ever got!!(crying)

James

So you'll let me stay?

No.

Kelly

But you're crying!

Oh, I put cosmetics eye cream on this morning! The burning means it's working!

James

We won't be there; but he will.

Kelly

How does he do that?

Kendall

We're not sure.

Logan

So Bandana Man is going to defeat Hawk and his hawkmen all by himself?

James

No. The Super Tastic Super Six will.

Carlos

Who's the Super Tastic Super Six?

James

I'm looking at them.

Gustavo

So you want us to disguise ourselves as superheroes, pull a surprise raid at Hawk Records, and take our hard drive back by force?

James

Does anybody have a better idea? [everybody raised their hands] I didn't think so.

Kelly

Okay. [throwing sink] This is everything we got in the studio. [tiredly]

Kendall

I can't believe we're doing this.

James

Supertastic Super Six, suit up!

Logan

You said "super" twice.

James

You bet I did.