Logan quotes from Big Time Rush

Kendall

Fine! Walk out on a lifetime of friendship because of one bad week.

Carlos

I smell speech!

Logan

*sniffs* I hate that smell.

James

I hate you!

Carlos

(pulls laptop out of pants) Here's your laptop back.

Logan

You know what, keep it.

Kendall

Yeaaah. We can beat NSYNC's record.

James

Yes, but not by reading word pages.

Logan

They're called books, James, and they are the answers to everything.

Katie

But if you knock on her door, isn't that you making the first move?

Logan

Don't question love science!

Logan

Why are you telling Camille to avoid me, huh? I want some answers, NOW!

Well, clearly you have commitment issues and you'll never be a steady boyfriend until you conquer your insecurities and your fear of rejection.

Logan

Not those answers!

James

Dude, Camille just agreed to...

Logan

LALALALALALA.

Kendall

He is taking this well

Logan

Is this too weird?

Kendall

Completely.

But impressive.

Camille

You realize you're dating yourself, right?

No, we're not. Wait. Ohhhh.

Camille

Does recent data show that opposites attract?

Logan

Don't know, don't care.

Logan

Why do you think we break up so much?

Camille

Probably because we like making up so much.