Kendall quotes from Big Time Rush

Kendall

I'm not good at goodbyes.

Well, then. Here's something to remember me by. (grabs Kendall by the shirt and kisses him on the lips)

Camille

Wow...she's really good at goodbyes.

Kendall

I never thought that...our first kiss would be our last.

Logan

Do I get something to remember you by?

Camille

Of course. (leans in for a kiss, but then slaps him to the floor. Kendall and Jo look at her, and she shrugs)

Kelly

Okay, guys! Time to find new James!

Gustavo

Let's do it!

(singing, off-key) Maaaaake it couuuuunt! Plaaaaayyyyyy it straiiiiight! Don't look dowwwwwwn...

Gustavo

NEEEEXT!

When you go big time! (break dances)

Gustavo

NEEEEXT!!

Ey, ey, listen to your heart now...

AYE, CARAMBA!

Gustavo

NEEEEXT!!!

[echoing] Oh, oh, oh-oh, ohhhhhh...

Gustavo

NEEEEXT!!!!

Oh, oh, oh-oh...

OH!

Whoa, oh...

Oh-oh...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Gustavo

(glasses break) ...Kelly, is there anybody else left in the hallway?

Kelly

(sighs) Just some boy named Skippy Hickenlooper.

Gustavo

Okay, alright.

(singing flawlessly) If you want it all, lay it on the line/It's the only life you've got, so you gotta live it big time!

Gustavo

Welcome to Big Time Rush!

(cheering)

I'm so excited! ...I must now tell my dark overlord, Zorblock. Lord Zorblok, The time of prophecy is upon us!

Kendall

Maybe we can't replace James.

Gustavo

'Kay, Big Time Rush is now a trio.

Kendall

Don't worry. We'll figure this out. Have we ever let you down?

Gustavo

(laughs) Have they ever let me down... (Mrs. Knight and Katie shake their heads, then Kelly does) ...That's not the point. The point is, James...is NOT COMING BACK. Now, I don't care...WHAT you sing. But LOOK LIKE you're enjoying it, or I will destroy... ALL OF YOU!!!!! (brief moment of silence)

Kendall

(singing) Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah, a giant turd...

And you look like a turd, and you smell like a turd! Oh, you're such a turd...

Kelly

Well, they do seem to be enjoying it.

James

And you sme-ee-e-ee-ell... like a tu-ah-uh-urrrrrrd! (the other boys cheer and walk up to him)

Katie

I'm gonna be rich! ...I mean, hurray for friendship!

James

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!!!!!

Carlos

Don't worry, best friends of mine! This looks like a job for... (starts to hop his chair)

Kendall

Carlos, not now!

Carlos

Yes, now! 'Cause it's time!

Kendall

Carlos!

Carlos

I can do this!

Logan

(sees the stairs sign) Carlos, you don't understand.

Carlos

No, YOU don't understand!

Kendall

Carlos, we're trying to help you!

Carlos

I'm trying to help YOU!

James

You're not looking where you're hopping!

Carlos

I can do this! IT'S TIME FOR... (tips himself in his chair down the stairs. The other three watch in disgust as noises are made)

Logan

Well...we tried to tell him. (Carlos comes back with his chair broken and the rope undone)

James

Ha! You really are a superhero!

Carlos

No...i'm a POP STAR. Who wants to rock that concert, get our album released, and get chased by lots of girls.

Kendall

Then UNTIE US! (Carlos runs to the other three)

Do you want to come, to make sure that nothing's going on?

Kendall

No. I trust you. (she walks away) ...I trust her...right?

I wouldn't, 'cause that guy is wayyyyy better looking than you.

(while Kendall is thinking back) Trust is number one.

Katie

Nobody is that good an actress.

That guy is way better looking than you

Kendall

(runs into all three of them) What are you guys doing here?

I...work here.

I'm heading to the gym.

Katie

Moral support.

Kendall

Who was it?

Carlos

Is the bad stuff over?

James

PS: "We promise we'll help you!"

Kendall

What did we tell you about making promises you can't keep?!

Carlos

(dressed as a cop with a mustache) We gotta cut three more minutes from the show to perform.

Kendall

(dressed as Abraham Lincoln) Then "Operation: We Love Ed Begley Jr But We Have To Cut His Segment Short to Perform" is underway.

Logan

(dressed as a pharoah) Okay, next time i'm in charge of operation naming! (gets slapped by James) Owwwwwwww...what'd you do that for?

James

(dresses as a fisherman) Number eleven: Slap a pharoah. Check.

James

[to Carlos and Logan in the crib] The new girl is mine. I am a hot vampire. I will bite you!

Logan

Hey, Teen Wolf. Wanna practice our dance moves for tonight?

Kendall

Can gotta shave my are and meet up with Jo.

James

Ok, but you're going to look like a really idiot when you can't do this.

I can explain!

(with their arms crossed) Okay, explain.

Kendall

Guys, I can handle this. (to Jo, with his arms crossed) ...Okay, explain!

I can't. They told me that photo was gonna be on a billboard.

Logan

(pointing to the magazine along with James) Does this look like a billboard?!

Kendall

GUYS!

I'm gonna see the network publicist right now, to get to the bottom of this.

James

Yeah, well Kendall's going with ya.

Kendall

Guys! I got this. (Turns to Jo) Kendall's going with ya.

Kendall

Can I hit him now?

Yeah, go ahead.

Kendall

(starts to lunge for Jett, but is grabbed by security) Where did they come from?!

Gustavo

DOGS! I am Kelly today. Long story. So uh... studio! NOW!

HUMAN SHIELD! (they grab Gustavo and drag him around, making the girls pie him and not them)

James

Hey! Thanks for the day off for pranking, Gustavo.

Gustavo

(incoherently) I'm Kelly... (faints)

Is this your first 5am super sale?

Yes.

Good luck.

(confused)

Logan

"Good luck?" What does that mean?

Kendall

It's for my mom! (fighting over a sweater with another woman)

Baby's first birthday frame..

Kendall

No. (puts a ribbon on the frame) It's our first Christmas frame! Well it will be when you put a picture of us in it!

Katie

Tomorrow is Christmas, with toys and snow AND TOYS.

Christmas is not about toys! It's about giving, and being with the people you love.

No, it's about toys.

James

(walks in having been attacked by many girls) Mistletoe... BAD!! (falls to the ground)