Kendall quotes from Big Time Rush

Carlos

Life's funny, you know? One day, you're hockey players...then you're a pop band.

Logan

Then...blognappers.

James

Why does he think we're phonies, hm? HE SHOULD LIKE US!

Kendall

Why WOULD he like us?! 'Cause I gotta be honest: I don't like us right now! Worse than that, since when did we start caring about what people think about us? It's what we think about ourselves that matters.

Kendall

I cannot believe we can't get rid of Gustavo.

Logan

Yeah, well, I can't believe we can't get rid of a ghost.

You believe in ghosts?

Logan

I believe in the doo-doos in my pants. (Kendall and James make disgusted faces)

[running by yelling] GHOOOST!!!

James

We haven't failed this bad since we lost to Duluth East in hockey eight-one.

Carlos

Right, that was the game Kendall and I got ejected from for unsportsmanlike mooning.

Kendall

Wait a minute, that's it!

James

We should moon Gustavo and the ghost?

Kendall

No, we beat Duluth East in the finals later because we were all back on the ice--together.

As a team.

Carlos

Right! We're gonna team moon them!

Kendall

Close we're gonna team up

James

So how 'bout this one.

(singing) Please don't stay another moment. We don't wanna hear more words spoken. Walk out through the door, OH LOOK, IT'S OPEN! And you snore in the dark and it's freakin' us out. (Gustavo shuts off the game)

James

Bad right?

Kendall

Terrible. (to Gustavo) You know you should probily go back to the mansion and write a new song.

James

A better song for the album. (James picks up some fish sticks and Kendall picks up a suitcase).

Gustavo

Nah, let's go with yours. (James and Kendall lower their things. Gustavo starts the game) I'm skiing down the Alps.

Kendall

Freight Train is squeezing us!

James

This is our big present?

Kendall

We knocked Jordin Sparks down a well!

Carlos

Nobody panic! I'm sure that Jordin is fine. [takes a coin out] I wish that Jordin is okay. [throws the coin down the well]

OW!

[from the well] It's not what it looks like!

Kendall

It's 95 degrees out, WHY is Bitters the only one in the pool? [Bitters waves to them]

Hey guys! Check out the sign.

Carlos

[reading the sign near the pool] Adult swim? No kids allowed?!?!

Logan

That's just plain rude!

Kendall

No, no no no no. You guys are reading it wrong! [he pulls out a marker] It says, "Adult swim? No, kids allowed!" [he uses the marker to change it to that. Everyone else jumps into the pool]

Kendall

We think he might have Hollywood Fever. (Kelly looks worried)

Gustavo

(to Kelly) You, don't panic. (to James) You, STOP BEING ORANGE!!! (he tries to take the cans of mangerine spray out of James' hands as he sprays them, which he eventually does. His jacket has mangerine splattered on it) A-HA!

Gustavo

Well, that didn't work. Let's try this. (he throws the cans on the floor) Fix your FRIEND, or I will FIRE him, and REPLACE him, with someone...who's not...ORANGE!!!!!!!

Carlos

(after he tells the Jennifers that they're in the music video, he looks at the other three boys and tries to hypnotize them with his watch) You are not mad at me. You are not mad at me...

Logan

Yes we are! (Jo is passing by with a suitcase and looks upset)

Kendall

No! Oh, no no no no no no no. (he runs up to her)

Kendall, I need your help.

Kendall

You can be in our video!

Really?

Kendall

Yep.

I was just going to see if you could fix this squeaky wheel, but...thanks. [she kisses him on the cheek, but the others look at him displeased]

Kendall

Okay, so I panicked!

Big Time Rush...all alone. Nobody else! On the tallest building...in the sanseis.

Carlos

I'm afraid of heights.

Logan

I hate tall buildings.

Kendall

Nosebleed!

James

I get nauseous when I stand up! (he stands up, then faints)

Gustavo

NEXT!

They're in a magical underwater city...without girls.

Logan

Can't swim.

Kendall

Me neither.

Carlos

I'm afraid of sharks! (hides)

James

I get nauseous just drinking water! (drinks some out of a cup and faints)

Gustavo

NEXT!

Carlos

We are so dead.

James

Yep.

Kendall

Which is WHY we need to find a crazy, creative Hollywood director who will put Camille, the Jennifers, AND Jo in the video.

Logan

Oh, YEAH, like it's just gonna walk RIGHT through the front door. (BUDAH BOB enters with a plunger)

James

That could work too...

Gustavo

ALRIGHT! Are you ready to make the best music video of ALL TIME? EVAH???

Kendall

Oh, Gustavo...Kelly said she wanted to see you outside.

Gustavo

Fine! But DO NOT MOVE! (he goes outside and finds Kelly) Hey! Boys said you needed to see me?

Kelly

No? (she gasps. They both go back inside to see there is nothing in the room except the green screen)

Gustavo

I hate those dogs...

Camille

Wait...you only have a learner's permit.

Yeah, don't you need an adult in the car?

(thumping on the trunk of the car) LET ME OUT OF HERE!

WE'RE GOOD!

Guys? How much longer do I have to be in here?!

TWO MORE MONTHS!!!!!