Kendall quotes from Big Time Rush

Kendall

But I've realized three things since we got here. One, I love singing. Two, I love singing with you guys! And opportunities like this come once in a lifetime!

Logan

What's the third thing?

Kendall

It's -8 in Minnesota right now....and I'm in love with this pool.

Gustavo

Carlos still can't sing. Logan still can't dance. And I still can't stand James!

Kendall

We'll work on it!

Gustavo

... Okay, now you can celebrate.

James

Tyler why are you so happy?

Today the class takes lessons outside!

Lesson at the Palm Woods...The guys imagine the lesson out the Palm Woods School

Kendall

My dream had a pool.

Carlos

Mine had a pool and pie.

Logan

And mine had a low student-teacher ratio.

James

But the problem is Mr. Masterpiece

Kendall

Don't worry guys, my mom packed us corn chowder for lunch today, right? (The guys look at Kendall)

Kendall

You know the rules with sport at the school level right?!

Gustavo

WHAT?!?!

Logan

And you like our goat? The name of goat is Gus -Short for Gustavo!

James

Let's do this! (holds up three bandanas)

We're not wearing bandanas.

James

BANDANAS ARE COOL!

[During the Bad Boy off] My name is WayneWayne on the mic-mic and i'm badder than bad I said the City is Ours we're gonna take it like we're mad!

Kendall

[During the Bad Boy off] Your rhymes are weak mine fit like a glove Gustavo's gotta face only a mother could love! (Gustavo looks shocked)

Gustavo

(In the bad boy off, where Kendall has just been wrecking Gustavo's office) (Talking about Kendall in an annoyed way) HE USED MY DESK AS A BATHROOM!!

Kendall

Bad boys go where they want.

Ooh, that's a new one.

Kendall

And we're not gonna fight over girls anymore, right?

Right!

Kendall

We're gonna be CIVILIZED, and only go after girls we meet ALONE and not together. Agreed?

Agreed! [Rachel shows up in front of them]

Hey, I just arrived at the Palmwoods. Can you tell me where the gym is?

Katie

(sighs) It's past the pool and to the right.

Great. Thanks. [as she walks off, the boys stare at her walking off]

Kendall

She's mine! [they all fight trying to reach her]

...You set me up.

Kendall

Well, you lied to me.

I didn't want a boyfriend.

Kendall

Who says I wanted to be your boyfriend?! Because frankly, I don't like dating girls who lie.

Well, I don't like dating boys who catch me in my lies and make me hire idiot actors who can't remember their names!

Kendall

Well then, I guess we're done here!

I guess we are!

Kendall

Humph! (they walk off, but quickly walk back to eachother) ...So, do you want to go to the movies sometime?

Yeah, i'd like that. (Kendall walks to a table with Katie)

Katie

I don't think I completely get the whole "teenage dating" thing.

Kendall

I'm not sure if I do, either, baby sister.

Kendall

Hey, hey hey. We are NOT toast! What's the one thing we've learned since we got in L.A.?

James

That black is the new black.

Logan

If you drink cold milk on a hot day, you DIIIIIIIE.

Carlos

That every time you leave your house, your toys come alive.

Kendall

Okay, so we do put a little wear and tear on things from time to time.

James

But that's showbiz! Right?

Gustavo

WRONG. And it's time you take responsibility for your actions. By paying me back...my TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!

Kendall

James, you don't come?

James

No, I'd rather get a job that doesnt involve work.

Logan

(turns to Kendall) Go!

Be sure to buff out the rims. I want them to shine like a pirate's boot.

Kendall

(while he and the boys are washing a car) Not the pool, but...it's wet.

James

(throws a wet rag at Kendall furiously)

Kendall

(freezes and looks at James)

(reading a magazine and on the back is a photo from James' job)

(in the tone of the theme song but lower) Oh, uh, oh ah, oh...

James

(skips into the recording room) OH! It's a fruit smoothie and it's mine, all mine! (smiles)

Kendall

(smiles, than knocks the smoothie onto the recording equipment on accident)

James

My lucky comb. (buzz)

Carlos

Yes! (buzz) No. (buzz) Maybe... (buzz)

Logan

Anti-disestablishmen-terianism. (buzz)

Kendall

Apatosaurus?! (buzz)

James

Golden shoes. (buzz)

Logan

Cheese sticks. (buzz)

James

(shouts) I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE! (buzz)

Logan

(crying, with Carlos holding him) I was seven, I didn't know what I was doing! (buzz) (after two more buzzes) Would you stop it?!

Carlos

(after four more buzzes) Violence! (buzz)

Carlos! Violence is NEVER the answer! The correct answer is seven. (Carlos gets irritated and punches his legs)

Okay, according to those answers, we predict Deke will think you're slightly more advanced than cavemen who like corn dogs.

Carlos

Hey! We like hot dogs too!