Big Mouth · Season 1, Episode 4
Oh my God, what are you, like, her mom?
Yeah, are you gonna, like, divorce her dad and then marry some guy who lives in another state and then sometimes your daughter has to, like, Uber to school because it's cheaper for you to fly back on a Tuesday, or like what?
Everything I know, I owe to my brothers.
Where are Val and Kurt?
Oh, man. They're at some bitchin' high school party tonight. They made me trim their pubes before they left because they are out there swingin' dicks and bonin' chicks.
Stop trying to make out with me, you lesbo! You're not my mom!
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