This might be controversial, but I'm gonna come out as pro-boobs.
Look, you should all calm down. We already live in a society that fixates on the female form in a psychologically decimating way to many young women.
Boo, feminism! I am NOT with her.
Okay, well, anyway --
MAGA MAGA MAGA!
I heard somewhere that nobody likes their boobs.
I like my boobs.
What boobs? You're flatter than the Earth.
Actually, the Earth is not flat.
Tell my pastor that.
MSMissy's Reflection
You can't take off your robe. You look like a busted Smeagol, you flat-chested beanpole-ass BITCH!
I think I'm gonna talk to Gina at lunch.
What? You're gonna talk to her? Do you want to borrow the cardigan I carry around to cover my boners?
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