Come on, Andrew. No girl's gonna hook up with you if you're gay. They're gonna think all you do is stick your dick inside other dudes' dicks.
This whole thing with Jessi, it makes you wonder, like, hey! Women! Do we even need them?
What? Yes, of course we do. What about my mom? And, like, whores?
Okay, how about this: we'll say Jessi puts peanut butter on her dog's dick and licks it off. Yum yum yum.
Aren't you supposed to put the peanut butter on your own dick?
Oh, wow. That would feel way better.
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