Andrea and Brandon in “Spring Dance”

Are you, uh, going to the school dance?

No, are you?

Uh, no.

Personally, I hate to dance.

You do?

Yeah. I always step on people's toes, I have no sense of rhythm, it's awful.

So, you probably wouldn't want to go even if someone asked you?

I don't know. Would you?

Well, I have fundamental ideological problems with teenage social rituals that basically do nothing but exacerbate fears of total insecurity and inferiority over one's appearance while frenetically exploiting, and I must hasten to add, distorting, the feminine ideal. I mean, in an act which reaches it's apogee with the election of the spring queen.

Was that a yes or a no?

What was the question?