TV show quotes
Hey, Butt-head. What is all that stuff?
All what stuff?
I don't know, all th - all this crap in this video, what is all this stuff? It's like...it's like, there's these...people, and then there's this stuff and, like, candles, and...and like, all this out-of-focus crap.
Uhhh...just the usual bunch of crap they always have on.
Oh, is that what that is?
Uh, yeah.
I think this song is called "Blue Buddha."
Oh yeah. Is that, like, when you get a blue veiner?
Yeah! Sometimes I wake up with a blue Buddha.
Yeah, yeah. This chick's giving me a blue Buddha right now.
Dammit, Beavis!
Yeah!
Pull up your pants, cut it out!
These chicks look like guys.
Yeah. That one's not wearing a bra.
Hey Butt-head. I heard that these chicks' grandpa is Ozzy Osbourne.
No way, asswipe. They're Elvis' kids!
Oh yeah.
I get the one on the left. You get the ugly one. [changes channel]
This video needs, like, more explosions and close-ups of butts.
Yeah. They should have somebody come out and start kicking these guys! That would be cool!
Yeah! They could kick 'em! And punch 'em, too! Like Ice Cube! He could come out and kick all these guys! That would be cool!
Yeah.
Just hangin' tough...
He said "hangin'."
Yeah.
Head. Huh-huh, huh-huh. These guys are cool.
How come all these videos have cages in them?
Because they're cool.
This is like a zoo, where they keep cool people.
Yeah.
Hey, Beavis, do you have a nine-inch nail?
This is pretty cool.
Yeah, nails are cool.
See also: Nirvana, "I Hate Myself And Want To Die", The Beavis and Butt-head Experience (Geffen Records, 3 November 1993), tr. 1.
[the song's chorus plays]
This part rules.
Yeah, yeah! Rock! ROCK!
Hey, Beavis. You know the bass player in this band? He looks just like a regular guy.
Oh yeah, yeah. If you just saw him at school, he'd probably like, you know, get his ass kicked.
Yeah.
Hey, Butt-head. What is teen spirit?
Dude, if you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you. Dumbass.
Look, this video has cymbals.
Yeah. Is that what they mean when they say videos have cymbalism?
[laughs] You said "ism"!
Pep rallies suck.
Yeah.
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