Robin quotes from Batman

[strums his lyre and sings, to the tune of "Rock-A-Bye Baby"] Batman and Robin, rotate and revolve.

Robin

[as he and Batman are spun around on the rotating spit] Is this it, Batman? Is this the end??

Batman

If it is...let's not lose our dignity!

Robin

But what is it?

Batman

Saribus Sacer. A species of ancient Egyptian beetle, sacred to the Sun God, Hymeopolos. And from which the term scarab is derived. But, you should know that, Robin, if you are up on your studies of Egyptology.

Robin

You're right.

Batman

Ma Parker's girl is more dangerous than her three boys.

Robin

Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman's.

Batman

You're growing up, Robin. Remember, in crime-fighting always keep your sights raised.

Robin

I AM a little hungry.

Batman

Of course, Robin. Even crime-fighters must eat. And especially you. You're a growing boy and you need your nutrition.

Clock King

No! It can't be true! You're dead! You have to be dead!

Robin

Maybe we're living on borrowed time!

Batman

But now, it's round-up time!

Robin

We better hurry, Batman.

Batman

Not too fast, Robin. In good bat-climbing, as in good driving, one must never sacrifice safety for speed.

Robin

Right again, Batman.

Woe is me. My criminal career is now eggstinct!

Batman

Foolish, evil man!

Robin

You're going to go where all the broken eggshells end up: in the garbage!

Batman

Who attacked you?

I've covered for the fiend long enough. It was my criminal twin brother--Harry

Robin

Holy fratricide! Any idea where he hangs out?

As a matter of fact, yes. His lair is an abandoned music roll factory. 20 B Front Street. Zip code, 9999979.

Robin

Holy Metronome! What a fate--punched into player-piano rolls!

Batman

True, Robin, scarcely an end I'd rather anticipate! Life--a cupful of surprises to the last drop!

Robin

Self-control is sure tough sometimes, Batman!

Batman

All virtues are, old chum. Indeed, that's why they're virtues.

Robin

Gosh Batman, dig those flavors; Lemon-Lime, Orange, Raspberry, Pineapple...

Pick your choice, Boy Wonder!

Batman

We have tickets for tonight's finals in the Gotham City Miss Galaxy contest. I know Robin is a little young for this sort of thing, but...

Robin

I'm not gonna be young all my life, Batman, and besides beauty contests are practically an American institution.

Batman

You see, gentlemen, such pure logic is indisputable.

Your daily workout, Batman?

Batman

Yes, crimefighters have to stay in shape, but you know that.

Well, my job's a little easier. Sometimes, a fast gun has the edge on a fast batrope. I'm not invading your territory, I'm just tracking down a clue incognito.

Batman

Welcome, and good luck. If you need help, you can always locate us through Commissioner Gordon's office.

Robin

The Batphone number's is unlisted.

Smart thinking. Don't slip.

Shame

I'll bet you are probably wondering what all this is for.

Batman

That thought did cross my mind.

Shame

Pretty soon I'm gonna shoot this trusty six-shooter of mine. and when I do, a herd of cattle is gonna come stomping this way. in a mighty big hurry.

Robin

Holy stampede!

Shame

Now, those cows don't stop coming for no man. Not even you, Bat Fella. And when they get through stomping. There ain't gonna be enough of you left to put in a thimble.

Batman

Shame on you, Shame!

Shame

Watch your tongue. Hasta la vista, partners. I'll tell everybody you died with your Bat Boots on. [laughs maniacally]

Robin

I always thought they [bulls] went for red capes, Batman.

Batman

Merely an affectation, Robin. Something to make the corrida seem more colorful. Actually, bulls are color-blind. They react to movement, not to color.

Robin

Holy toreador!

Batman

The word is "matador", Robin. "Toreador" is a word of convenience used by Bizet in his classic opera Carmen.

Robin

Holy matador, then!

Batman

Very apt.