Batgirl quotes from Batman

Batgirl

What's up your sleeve this time?

Riddler

Up my sleeve, Batgirl? Riddle me once: what's most alluring when it's highest or lowest; when it's in the air or in a hole; when it's served you, yet you can't touch it? An enchanting ace!

King Tut

Perhaps a clue will turn up. Ooh, Tutlings, we have performed the most marvelous theft. The golden statue of Osorkon is almost within our grasp. Osiris, Nubis, gather up these scrolls and Let's make tracks!

Batgirl

[suddenly appearing] The only tracks you'll be making are straight to the penitentiary!

King Tut

Batgirl!?

Batgirl

In the flesh.

King Tut

You know, it is against my principles to beat up on a lady, but in your case, I'll make an exception. Get her. Agh. How did you figure out my plan?

Batgirl

Simple. I recognized a quote from the works of Ramses the Bold... and realized then it was the scrolls you were after. I got to the library as you escaped and followed you here.

King Tut

You know, I can always use a smart girl in my line of work. The ones I've had lately are rather inferior. Would you, uh...?

Batgirl

I'm afraid not. Batman and Robin will be here momentarily. I blazed a trail for them. Consider your criminal career kaput.

King Tut

Well, heh. Goodbye, Batgirl.

Batgirl

You're not going anywhere.

King Tut

[smiling] No, but you are...

King Tut

...off to dreamland! Defeated by a mere wisp of a girl. Now for the second time, let's make tracks!

Batman

The only tracks you'll be making are straight to the penitentiary!

King Tut

Some sort of delayed echo in here?

Batman

As a duly deputized officer of the law, it's my duty to advise you of your rights.

King Tut

You'll have to catch me first. Get him, get him, get him.

Batgirl

And you, Catwoman, are an even bigger fool than even I thought you were. We who enforce the law would gladly give our lives for it. Batman won't be here. He'll be at the Belgravian embassy thwarting your nefarious scheme.

Catwoman

[to her henchman] Angora. Gag her. Crime fighters are to be seen and not heard.

Batman

What took you so long, Batgirl?

Batgirl

Rush hour traffic, plus all the lights were against me. And you wouldn't want me to speed, would you?

Robin

Your good driving habits almost cost us our lives!

Batman

Rules are rules, Robin. But you do have a point.

Chief O'Hara

You won't be needin' a watch where you're going!

Penguin

Wha???

Chief O'Hara

You'll need a calendar - a 20-year calendar!

Penguin

This is impossible! You're all infected with Lygerian Sleeping Sickness!

Oh, you see that's what happens, Pengy-poo, when you're sending off *flies* to do a *man's* job!

Robin

That's right, Pengy-poo! We're just sleepwalking!

Batgirl

What do you say to a little sleep-fighting, Robin?

Robin

Huh! Good idea, Batgirl!

Batgirl

Are you ready to be incarcerated, King Tut?

King Tut

With the greatest pleasure. You could jail me for a million years and I wouldn't flinch an inch. Oh, at last, Nirvana is within my grasp.

Commissioner Gordon

You appear to be quite breezy for a man about to be tucked away.

King Tut

I know, and so would you if you knew what I know; and if I know you, no doubt you know what I now know. Why waste my time with someone who knows, I have to find someone who doesn't know. [to Chief O'Hara] Do you know? No.

Batgirl

Sounds like The Riddle of the Sphinx.

King Tut

Nothing so simple as that, dear lady. I hold the key to the riddle of the ages. You're too late, Dynamic Dimwits.

Robin

Holy waste of energy.

Batman

What has he told you?

Chief O'Hara

Nothing. He's been running off at the mouth about some secret or riddle.

King Tut

The beans, so to speak, are about to be spilled. Batman and Robin, prepare to meet the end of your usefulness. Lady and gentlemen, Batman and Robin are... [BABBLES]

Robin

It's only gonna prolong the agony, Batman.

Batman

Not necessarily, Robin. That blow on his head could be exactly what saves us. I certainly hope so.

King Tut

Where am I?

Commissioner Gordon

You were about to tell us a secret, King Tut.

King Tut

King Tut? My name is William Omaha McElroy... and I'm professor of Egyptology at Yale University.

Batgirl

You don't remember what you were going to tell us?

King Tut

Who do you have a purple mask on, lady? I'm going to be late for class.

Commissioner Gordon

Uh, just a moment, professor.

Chief O'Hara

You can't walk off like this.

King Tut

Harvard people, nice speaking to you.