Batman quotes from Batman

Batman

Poor devil...forced to live in an air-conditioned suit that keeps his body temperature down to 50 degrees below zero! No wonder his mind is warped.

Batman

[Insisting that he be substituted for a hostage against the strong opposition of Gordon and O'Hara] Sorry, Diamante is the idol of millions of impressionable young lads who look up to him. He must live to inspire the youth of today who will be the men of tomorrow.

Batman

The police department is on its toes. Six more kidnappings.

Batman

Human mechanisms are made by human hands, Robin. None of them is infallible. It is a lesson which must be faced.

Batman

Don't interrupt! I'm trying to fathom the sub-conscience of a deadly criminal!

Batman

[about to cross the street] Remember Robin, always look both ways.

Batman

I know. Hieroglyphics self-taught are a chore, Robin; but, it is a surefire way to unravel the secrets of the ancient mystics.

Batman

Experience teaches slowly, Robin. And at a cost of many mistakes.

Batman

[to an offer from the Democratic National Committee] But I thought you already had a candidate for 1968.

Batman

Tarnished reputations are unfortunate, Robin. We can live with those. However, a threat to all of Gotham City is something else.

Batman

[to Robin] When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

Batman

[after cracking a safe] It's not difficult, if you have steady nerves and a good ear. Quality is destroyed by the tenor of criminal life.

Batman

Only The Riddler and his ilk would have such a flagrant disregard for private property! This door will have to be repaired.

Batman

I always imagined it would end differently, but yet less ignominiously. To drown in my own anniversary cake!

Batman

That's one trouble with dual identities, Robin. Dual responsibilities.