Robin quotes from Batman

False Face

The Express will be here inside of five minutes, Batman. Inside of six, no more Batman!

Robin

Fiend!!

Batman

False Face, you'll regret this!......eventually.

False Face

What? Is it possible?

Batman

Not only possible, but true.

False Face

Please! Not that word.

Robin

We've turned your own tricky tables on you, False Face, via a false vault!

False Face

I'm never out turned until the last turn, Boy Wonder!

False Face

[posing as Commissioner Gordon] But False Face must be caught before he plots another sinister scheme!

Batman

Absolutely accurate, False Face!

Chief O'Hara

But Caped Crusader, that's the Commissioner!

Batman

Is it? Then why is a right-handed commissioner holding his handkerchief in his left hand?

Chief O'Hara

Saints alive! It's False Face!

So you finally fumbled, False Face!

False Face

For the moment!

Commissioner Gordon

I lost him!

Robin

Luckily, Commissioner, he found us!

Chief O'Hara

Impersonating a police commissioner! Well, the warden will be working out a warm welcome for you!

False Face

[to Batman] Game and set to you, Caped Crusader! But wait! You may yet meet your match!

Batman

Robin, you haven't fastened your safety bat-belt.

Robin

We're only going a couple of blocks.

Batman

It won't be long until you are old enough to get a driver's license, Robin, and you'll be able to drive the Batmobile and other vehicles. Remember motorist safety.

Robin

Gosh, Batman, when you put it that way.

Robin

When we put the fake jewels in Miss Starr's safe and take the real ones out, we could be nailed as crooks.

Batman

That's a chance we have to take, Robin. In our well-ordered society, protection of private property is essential.

Robin

Yes, you're right, Batman. That's the keystone to all law and order.

Penguin

Well, the costumed crooks! The dressed-up desperadoes!

Batman

Your super-brain power has driven us MAD, Penguin!

Robin

Something SNAPPED!

Batman

We don't care if we go up the river for a hundred years, we're getting you first!!

Penguin

Quick, my finks! Self-defense! The dynamic duo has flipped their wings!

Penguin

Back from the grave, you tricksters, eh?!

Robin

Back to send you on a honeymoon cruise, Penguin...up the river to the pen!

Batman

"Gone straight", huh?!

Robin

We'll straighten YOU out!!

Robin

Why did you steal that book on the lost treasure of the Incas?

Riddler

For two people about to become human candles, you ask a lot of questions!

Batman

I'm always interested in the way of the criminal mind.

Robin

Let's get going and make an emergency bat-turn!

Batman

Not this time, old chum. Have to think of the golfers. The retro-rockets would burn up the course for a hundred yards.

Robin

How far did you say that room was underground?

Batman

About 50 feet. Enough to give us good momentum.

Robin

Oh boy, I'll say. Can I go first? I want to see their faces.

Batman

[Holding Robin back] Dynamic seniority.

Robin

[about Lydia Limpet] Gosh, Batman, those look like honest eyes.

Batman

Never trust the old chestnut, "Crooks have beady little eyes". It's false.

Robin

A giant cake of foam rubber! What are the chances?

Batman

I'd say the odds against it would make even the most reckless gambler cringe!

Batman

Remember the Boy Scouts' motto.

Robin

'Be prepared'.

Batman

It would do well to keep that in mind at all times.

Robin

Holy oleo!

Catwoman

I didn't know you could yodel.

Robin

Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared!

Batman

I wasn't scared in the least.

Robin

Not at all?

Batman

Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?

Robin

Yeah, because we're smarter than they are!

Batman

I like to think it's because our hearts are pure.