Robin quotes from Batman

Robin

But he knows that we know about his hideout there!

Batman

Correct! However, knowing that, he'd think that we'd think he would not return there, therefore he did and so will we!

Robin

Holy Bat Logic.

Robin

It sure is a shame, Batman. A restaurant with such terrific chow turning out to be a mere front for some criminal scheme.

Batman

Look at it this way, Robin. That $100 cover charge is pretty stiff. Penguin's "terrific chow" is hardly within the budget of the average worker.

Robin

Gosh yes, you're right, Batman. All the needy people in the world, all the hungry children.

Batman

Good thinking, Robin.

Robin

I guess you can never trust a woman.

Batman

You've made a hasty generalization, Robin. It's a bad habit to get into.

Robin

Wow! I think I'll be hard of hearing for a while!

Batman

What?!!

Robin

I said, WOW! I THINK I'LL BE HARD OF HEARING FOR A WHILE!

Batman

You'll have to speak louder, Robin! I think I'll be hard of hearing for a while!

There's something in the wind, Caped Crusaders.

Robin

Holy Graf Zeppelin, an aerial balloon.

And here's another little surprise for you. You see this altimeter? When you reach 20,000 feet, an automatic mechanism will release the basket from the balloon, and you both will reaffirm Newton's law of universal gravitation - back down 20,000 feet!

Robin

I'll bet even Shakespeare didn't have words for such villainy!

Glider, Blimpy.

[to Batman and Robin, who are in Puzzler's hot-air balloon trap] Hey, you guys want some gum?

Really, Ramjet!

That's what they give you in the airlines before you take off.

Batman

No, thank you.

Robin

Litter bug.

Now, for the launching, give me the dagger. This is the unkindest cut of all. Farewell, Dynamic Duo. Bon voyage, happy landings. Adieu, adieu, remember me.

Ho Ho Ho!!!

Robin

Say hi to those 8 tiny reindeer for us.

I will!!

Merry Christmas Santa.

Merry Christmas everybody Ho Ho Ho!!!!

Batman

If you can't trust Santa, whom can you trust?

Robin

That was a quick trip!

Batman

Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara didn't have much to offer.

Robin

1) A Policewoman's vanished. 2) Catwoman and Sandman are apparently in cahoots. 3) A girl was abducted from a store window. 4) She turned up on television, and 5) She disappeared. You're right, Batman. It's nothing.

Batman

Of course. As Commissioner Gordon says, it all could be building up to something. Let's try putting ourselves in Sandman's shoes. What would he be after?

Robin

Money! Isn't that what we've always heard?

Batman

Exactly, old chum. And into whose eyes would he sprinkle his sand to get that money?

Robin

Someone very rich.

Batman

And very likely, someone who has trouble sleeping. Oh — why the pointed plug on television for "Dr. Somnambula"?

Robin

Holy alter ego! You think Sandman and Dr. Somnambula are one and the same?

Batman

I do, Robin! And I also think that ersatz "Sleeping Beauty" is... Catwoman. And it's all some murky masquerade to hoodwink our hapless, sleepless money bags. Now, can you name some famous insomniacs?

Robin

Well, there was Olaf the Sad, of Norway.

Batman

He's been dead for 800 years.

Robin

And that famous Chinese historian, Fo Hap Chung!

Batman

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Born with no eyelids.

Robin

How about the French empress, whose head stayed awake even after she'd been guillotined?

Batman

Poor creature. No! No, it must be someone here in Gotham City, right now. Let's give the Batcomputer a crack at it.

Robin

Batman, LOOK! What skinny macaroni!

Batman

No... It's spaghetti, Robin. A variety of alimentary paste; larger than vermicelli, but not as tubular as mac— [Bell dings] That's it. Spaghetti! J. PAULINE SPAGHETTI! One of the richest women in the world, who made a fortune in noodles — and who searched the world over for a solution to her sleeping problems.

Robin

Is that the J. Pauline Spaghetti who owns the J. Pauline Spaghetti Hotel?

Batman

One and the same. And she's right here, at that hotel, in Gotham City, now! There isn't a second to waste, Robin! [they race back to the Batmobile.]

Robin

Venus seemed like a nice girl in that costume.

Batman

I suspect she is a nice girl down deep, but she's fallen in with bad companions. And who knows what her home life was like?

Catwoman

Robin, get the money.

Batman

[entering from behind a curtain] Don't do it Robin! She's got you under the influence of some sort of drug, Robin.

Robin

Who's the character in the ridiculous costume?

Catwoman

[laughs] That's Batman.

Batman

You don't recognize me, Robin? What a dastardly turn of events this is.

Catwoman

Robin?

Robin

Yeah?

Catwoman

Slay the blue dragon.

Robin

Groovy.

Batman

Oh, no.

Robin

Oh, yes.

Robin

That's an impossible shot, Batman.

Batman

That's a negative attitude, Robin.

Robin

[After Bruce explains how his ventriloquism skills allowed Alfred to imitate his voice] Gosh, yes, I should have thought of that.

Bruce

Ah, don't blame yourself, Robin. It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press.

Batman

So, you didn't tell the truth [about coming alone].

Catwoman

Did you ever hear of a crook who did?

Batman

The odds seem about right -- four against one.

Robin

[appearing from behind some furniture] Four against two, Batman!

Batman

Robin!

Robin

I couldn't resist. [staying away] You were taken in by her [sniffs], but I'm too young for that sort of thing!

Batman

Out of the mouths of Boy Wonders ofttimes come gems.

Robin

[After the Black Widow has hypnotized Batman] Batman, I need you to sing a song! That way I can free you from the Black Widow's evil thrall!

Batman

Very well, Robin. I think a little Gilbert & Sullivan... [Picks up flower] I'm called Little... Buttercup... Poor Little... Buttercup... Though I could... never tell... why...