Catwoman quotes from Batman

Catwoman

[after putting Batman & Robin under with a spray] Fools. Don't they know that tears are a woman's most effective weapon?

Catwoman

You better pray that Batman is a man-man more than he is a police-man.

Catwoman

How can Batgirl be the best anything when Catwoman is around?

Catwoman

No Best Dressed list is complete without the addition of the Queen of Criminals, the Princess of Plunder, yours untruly.

Catwoman

Catwoman!

Catwoman

[Catwoman sprays the Queen and her attendants with knockout spray] Sorry, Queenie, but I'm anti-social.

Catwoman

Yes, my dear, you will make a purrrfect pinafore - the type of garment no one will recognize you in, or as... if you'll pardon a final cutting remark.

Batman

You feline devil. What have you done with Robin?

Catwoman

Is that any way to greet an old friend? Not even a hello, how are you?

Robin

Holy oleo!

Catwoman

I didn't know you could yodel.

Catwoman

Batman, you saved my life!

Batman

It was the least I could do.

Catwoman

How can I ever combat you again after all you've done for me?

Batman

Let's hope it never comes to that, Catwoman, because, in the end, veracity and rectitude always triumph.

Catwoman

Batman...are you spoken for?

Batman

Huh?

Catwoman

Married, engaged, or going steady?

Batman

My crime fighting leaves me little time for social engagements.

Catwoman

Boy...have I got a girl for you!

Catwoman

Shall I steal your voice or end your life?

Batman

Whichever you decide, I'm sure it'll be the wrong choice.

Catwoman

Robin, get the money.

Batman

[entering from behind a curtain] Don't do it Robin! She's got you under the influence of some sort of drug, Robin.

Robin

Who's the character in the ridiculous costume?

Catwoman

[laughs] That's Batman.

Batman

You don't recognize me, Robin? What a dastardly turn of events this is.

Catwoman

Robin?

Robin

Yeah?

Catwoman

Slay the blue dragon.

Robin

Groovy.

Batman

Oh, no.

Robin

Oh, yes.

Catwoman

I could give you more happiness than anyone in the world.

Batman

How do you propose to do that?

Catwoman

By being your partner in life, I mean it's me and you against the world.

Batman

What about Robin?

Catwoman

Hmmm... I know. We'll kill him.

Batman

So, you didn't tell the truth [about coming alone].

Catwoman

Did you ever hear of a crook who did?

Batman

The odds seem about right -- four against one.

Robin

[appearing from behind some furniture] Four against two, Batman!

Batman

Robin!

Robin

I couldn't resist. [staying away] You were taken in by her [sniffs], but I'm too young for that sort of thing!

Batman

Out of the mouths of Boy Wonders ofttimes come gems.