Shame quotes from Batman

Shame

I'll bet you are probably wondering what all this is for.

Batman

That thought did cross my mind.

Shame

Pretty soon I'm gonna shoot this trusty six-shooter of mine. and when I do, a herd of cattle is gonna come stomping this way. in a mighty big hurry.

Robin

Holy stampede!

Shame

Now, those cows don't stop coming for no man. Not even you, Bat Fella. And when they get through stomping. There ain't gonna be enough of you left to put in a thimble.

Batman

Shame on you, Shame!

Shame

Watch your tongue. Hasta la vista, partners. I'll tell everybody you died with your Bat Boots on. [laughs maniacally]

Calamity Jan

[After Chief Standing Pat takes a puff from his cigar] That's how he talks. He said "It's a honor to meet you and I look forward to working with you".

Shame

You got all that with one puff?

Calamity Jan

He talks in shorthand.

Your lack of coherence is exceeded only by your penchant for gibberish.

Shame

Why thank you kindly, Fred. That's awful nice of you to say.

Calamity Jan

Shame, honey, you seen my maw?

Shame

Yeah, I seen too much'a her lately.

Calamity Jan

I think we musta left her at the stable with the horses.

Shame

Well, don't worry, nobody'll notice.

Calamity Jan

Well, we gotta go back and get her.

Shame

No can do, lover. By now, she's probably a prisoner of the police. Might as well give her up for gone.

Calamity Jan

Honey, she's my mother, the only one I got!

Shame

Yeah, I know.

Calamity Jan

Aw, don't be like that. I know she's a battleax and an old owl, but she is my flesh and blood.

Shame

Yeah, I was wondering about that here-didity. What'd your father look like?

Calamity Jan

Oh, he was prettier than my maw.

Shame

Nobody could be uglier.

Shame

No, Batman! I'm sorry! I'd never...never think to...

Batman

Boo!

Shame

[hysterical, grabs Batman by the leg] No, Batman! No!

Batman

Oh, for shame, Shame! You're not worthy of the name 'Shame'! You're a SHAM, Shame! Don't you EVER grab my tights or pull on my leg again!

Shame

When the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 11, that would be...

Calamity Jan

Eleven o'clock, Shame honey.

Shame

Eleven o'clock, Shame honey...doggone it, I know!