King Tut quotes from Batman

King Tut

I'm a professor at Yale! You can't-! The PTA shall hear of this!....

King Tut

If the Caped Crumb is here, the cowled creep can't be far behind.

King Tut

It isn't that I love you any less, Batman. Simply that I love me more.

King Tut

When we get to the Royal Oil Boiling Room, be sure to prepare some real boiling royal boiling oil to boil the Boy Wonder in. Royally.

King Tut

[to Nefertiti] Nefertiti, you abandoned wench. How many times must I tell you?! Queens consume nectar and ambrosia, not hot dogs!

So I get hungry. Living on nothing but figs and dates and pomegranate. You wanna bite?

King Tut

Aah! Unclean. I must proclaim my reincarnation to the faithful. Give me the telephone.

Batman

In the name of mercy, think back to the days when you were a distinguished professor at Yale University. Give yourself up; I vow that you'll receive the finest medical attention.

King Tut

Chief Torturer, what's the pebble count on Batman?

297, Oh Great Pharaoh!

King Tut

Speed it up!

King Tut

Perhaps a clue will turn up. Ooh, Tutlings, we have performed the most marvelous theft. The golden statue of Osorkon is almost within our grasp. Osiris, Nubis, gather up these scrolls and Let's make tracks!

Batgirl

[suddenly appearing] The only tracks you'll be making are straight to the penitentiary!

King Tut

Batgirl!?

Batgirl

In the flesh.

King Tut

You know, it is against my principles to beat up on a lady, but in your case, I'll make an exception. Get her. Agh. How did you figure out my plan?

Batgirl

Simple. I recognized a quote from the works of Ramses the Bold... and realized then it was the scrolls you were after. I got to the library as you escaped and followed you here.

King Tut

You know, I can always use a smart girl in my line of work. The ones I've had lately are rather inferior. Would you, uh...?

Batgirl

I'm afraid not. Batman and Robin will be here momentarily. I blazed a trail for them. Consider your criminal career kaput.

King Tut

Well, heh. Goodbye, Batgirl.

Batgirl

You're not going anywhere.

King Tut

[smiling] No, but you are...

King Tut

...off to dreamland! Defeated by a mere wisp of a girl. Now for the second time, let's make tracks!

Batman

The only tracks you'll be making are straight to the penitentiary!

King Tut

Some sort of delayed echo in here?

Batman

As a duly deputized officer of the law, it's my duty to advise you of your rights.

King Tut

You'll have to catch me first. Get him, get him, get him.

Batgirl

Are you ready to be incarcerated, King Tut?

King Tut

With the greatest pleasure. You could jail me for a million years and I wouldn't flinch an inch. Oh, at last, Nirvana is within my grasp.

Commissioner Gordon

You appear to be quite breezy for a man about to be tucked away.

King Tut

I know, and so would you if you knew what I know; and if I know you, no doubt you know what I now know. Why waste my time with someone who knows, I have to find someone who doesn't know. [to Chief O'Hara] Do you know? No.

Batgirl

Sounds like The Riddle of the Sphinx.

King Tut

Nothing so simple as that, dear lady. I hold the key to the riddle of the ages. You're too late, Dynamic Dimwits.

Robin

Holy waste of energy.

Batman

What has he told you?

Chief O'Hara

Nothing. He's been running off at the mouth about some secret or riddle.

King Tut

The beans, so to speak, are about to be spilled. Batman and Robin, prepare to meet the end of your usefulness. Lady and gentlemen, Batman and Robin are... [BABBLES]

Robin

It's only gonna prolong the agony, Batman.

Batman

Not necessarily, Robin. That blow on his head could be exactly what saves us. I certainly hope so.

King Tut

Where am I?

Commissioner Gordon

You were about to tell us a secret, King Tut.

King Tut

King Tut? My name is William Omaha McElroy... and I'm professor of Egyptology at Yale University.

Batgirl

You don't remember what you were going to tell us?

King Tut

Who do you have a purple mask on, lady? I'm going to be late for class.

Commissioner Gordon

Uh, just a moment, professor.

Chief O'Hara

You can't walk off like this.

King Tut

Harvard people, nice speaking to you.