Back at the Barnyard · Season 1, Episode 7
Watch how a softer diffusion of light can completely change the--[the projector falls apart and crashes to the floor] Oh, that's the opposite of good.
Otis, what did you do?! You ruined the safety film!
[The animals cheer.]
[panics] NO SAFETY FILM?! NO SAFETY FILM?! WE'LL NEVER BE SAFE AGAIN!!!
[Freddy steps on a rake that smacks him in the face. He pulls on a rope, dropping a heavy hay bale on him. He stumbles out of the barn, then gets trampled by a herd of elephants.]
[pained] Medic.
Okay, here's the deal. I have one parachute, but I figure, if we all--[Freddy snatches the parachute from him]
So long, suckers! [leaps out the barn, but is spun around the tornado screaming; then he is thrown back into the barn, smashing through a beam] A little help, suckers?
Turn off the fan!
[unable to hear Otis over the fan's noise] What?!
Turn off the big fan!
Of course, I'm your biggest fan! These creative types are so insecure.
[watching a safety film, showing him getting hurt] Bravo! Bravo!
Ah, zip it and eat your popcorn. [iris out to black]
Jealous. [Bessy is heard hitting him] Ow!
[Freddy imagines himself working at a cafe.]
[pressing buttons on the coffee machine] Okay, so that's a half-caf, extra hot...
Quarter-caf, semi-hot.
[nervous] Ex-quarter-hot, extra-half...
Quarter-caf, semi-hot, extra foam.
Extra foam, extra half...
[irritated] Extra foam!
[hysterical] EXTRA FOAM, SEMI-HOT, CAF QUARTER!!! [screams as the machine sprays foam on him]
Tractor go boom.
[The Farmer is sent to the hospital from the tractor accident.]
This is terrible! What have I done?!
Well, let's review. You interrupted Peck's yoga class, did a lame Stumpity Joe impression, and... oh, right. YOU BROKE THE FARMER!!!
[The animals have decided to do chores for the farmer.]
We're in a lot of trouble, aren't we?
Yeah, a lot of trouble.
[At the milking machine...]
You go first.
No way, you go first.
So, how are we doing on the milk, gals? [sees empty buckets] What? What's going on? We should be snorkeling in milk by now.
Look, no one but the farmer is clamping any electric doohickeys to my milk-giving areas.
Bessy, my bashful bovine, it couldn't be safer. Here, let me demonstrate. [fits the hose on his udders] Put these on...
Otis, that's not how it looks in the instructions.
Relax, I've seen the farmer do this, like, a hundred times. Okay, turn it on, turn it on.
Okay, you're the boss. [turns the dial, turning the machine on]
Mm-hm. Oh, it's quite, pleasant, actually. It's like a gentle tug. [chuckles, then starts to feel uncomfortable] Okay, slightly less gentle now. [yells in pain] AAH, OH! MY UDDERS... ARE... ON... FIRE!!!
[mishearing Otis saying "fire"] Higher? You got it! [turns the dial up higher]
[Otis screams hysterically in pain and tries to pull the hose off of his udders.]
[shrilly] TURN IT OFF!!!
[Otis yanks the hose off of his udders and he falls to the floor. Pip turns down the dial, turning off the machine.]
[moans in pain]
[laughs] That is one funny milking machine!
[high voice] Guys, I'm gonna need some private time. [crawls across the floor]
[Pig has eaten all the corn.]
[weakly] Otis... Strange dream... Music... Corn everywhere. [his stomach gurgles and he groans] I don't feel well...
[sighs in disappointment]
It probably isn't digested yet! We can still use it! [jumps on Pig's stomach] GIVE US BACK THAT CORN, YOU PINK CORN-GOBBLING BLIMP!
[The chickens have laid many eggs from being fed an energy drink made by the animals.]
Now that is what I call a grade A... [the egg blows up in his face] Uhhhh, what exactly did you put in the energy drink?
Yogurt.
Vitamins.
Love.
And?
[holding red sticks] And pepper!
[grabs the red sticks from Freddy] Those aren't pepper shakers. That's dynamite!
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