[At the milking machine...]
You go first.
No way, you go first.
So, how are we doing on the milk, gals? [sees empty buckets] What? What's going on? We should be snorkeling in milk by now.
Look, no one but the farmer is clamping any electric doohickeys to my milk-giving areas.
Bessy, my bashful bovine, it couldn't be safer. Here, let me demonstrate. [fits the hose on his udders] Put these on...
Otis, that's not how it looks in the instructions.
Relax, I've seen the farmer do this, like, a hundred times. Okay, turn it on, turn it on.
Okay, you're the boss. [turns the dial, turning the machine on]
Mm-hm. Oh, it's quite, pleasant, actually. It's like a gentle tug. [chuckles, then starts to feel uncomfortable] Okay, slightly less gentle now. [yells in pain] AAH, OH! MY UDDERS... ARE... ON... FIRE!!!
[mishearing Otis saying "fire"] Higher? You got it! [turns the dial up higher]
[Otis screams hysterically in pain and tries to pull the hose off of his udders.]
[shrilly] TURN IT OFF!!!
[Otis yanks the hose off of his udders and he falls to the floor. Pip turns down the dial, turning off the machine.]
[moans in pain]
[laughs] That is one funny milking machine!
[high voice] Guys, I'm gonna need some private time. [crawls across the floor]
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