Back at the Barnyard · Season 1, Episode 6
Abby, tell us how you come by your amazing athletic talent.
Well, gosh, Duke. I grew up with 18 older brothers who used to clobber me all the time, then one day, I just kinda decided... THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! Is this on TV? Because I'm a little camera shy.
That's right! Run from the aliens! [laughs] Run before they suck out your brains and make smoothies with them!
Brain smoothies, huh? Do they use sherbert or frozen yogurt?
So, Bessy, I bet you're totally freaked out by these crop circles, huh?
Well, judging by the bits of cornstalk still stuck to your hooves, I say you made those crop circles.
What? That's ridiculous!
And from the bruises on Pig, I say you probably rolled Pig around like a steamroller to do it. Am I right?
I got these bruises at a carnival.
And I bet he puked on Pip.
Did I? [Pip shudders, looking at Pig's filthy mouth, then runs away screaming] Wait! Come back! Did I?
I was born to pull ropes on cue.
I was born with this freckle.
When Bessie steps right on that spot, a rope will tighten around her ankle, then, she'll get spun around, squirted with lemon juice, and then, that basket of apples will fall all over her! [hysterical] Then, she'll get zipped out that window, AND SMASH INTO THE TREE, BEHIND THE OUTHOUSE! It's hilarious, even just talking about it. [laughs]
You've stopped sleeping, haven't you?
Yeah, it's been about three days.
[Bessy is seemingly about to have her brain harvested.]
Wait, wait, wait, don't do it! Please, she's our friend.
She's the love of my life. We're going to have beautiful cow-mouse babies together.
Hmm? [shakes her head] Mm-mm!
And she's a good person. I mean, sure, she yells a lot, and she insults me, like, 24/7, and snores like a sailor, and...
Ahem!
But we still like her is the point. I don't want to be on the farm without her.
You convinced me! Your brain, it is!
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