[chased by his opponent during the first fighting match] AAH! MAD COW, MAD COW!
Now, this-- [Otis gets punched] ...is entertainment! Pass the popcorn.
Oh, I can't look! It's too much for my delicate constitution. GET HIM, OTIS! TEAR HIM TO SHREDS!
CWCow Wrestler
[pretending to lose to Otis] Ow, that hurt. Oh, I am losing consciousness.
[singing over a montage of his wrestling matches] They say it's over, oh, but they're all wrong. 'Cause it's never-ending, 'til you hear the gong! Otis, you're the best, you're on top, you're gonna go all the way, you'll never stop! Otis, you're the best, you'll always win. Overcoming an obstacle, you're the wizard of winning... [stops singing at the end of the montage] What, you guys never heard that one?
[dizzy from being punched by his bull opponent] I am but a humble breadmaker.
[standing up to his bull opponent] Okay, fella, I may not be, you know, a real wrestler, but... but you and that boss of yours made one big mistake. You messed with my friends. Prepare for a bovine blizzard!
I am so a real wrestler, in your face! [blows raspberry]
Alright, sheep, it's bear season. You know what that means.
S1Sheep 1
Exercise caution and stay within the perimeter of the farm?
No, no, it means I gotta rub you down with salmon to disguise your scent. Come on, line up.
S2Sheep 2
But Duke, that makes no sense.
S3Sheep 3
Yeah. Fish forms a substantial part of a bear's basic diet.
You see, that's the kind of fancy college talk that attracts bears, mister.
Hey-hey, Duke, old buddy! We need a fifth for poker, and you're a complete suck-- I mean, I'm gonna take your money-- Hey, I mean, you know, words are weird.
[after winning the poker game] Wow, Duke, I play with a lot of great poker players, and you're not one of them!
[reading a note left by the sheep] Dear Duke, you vacuous, simpering moron.
Hey, you're not vacuous!
Our mental superiority makes it impossible to tolerate your... idiotic leadership? Goodbye for-e-e-e-e-e-e-ver.
Duke's family, I mean, he's like the crazy uncle we never had.
Right... I never had a crazy uncle.
[Flashback to a younger Abby with her crazy uncle.]
ASAbby's Crazy Uncle
The Easter Bunny has betrayed me! We'll have to close the beaches! You can't close the beaches, we're a summer town! GET THESE TURTLES OUTTA MY HEAD, PLEASE! And, Lindy! [dances and scats]
[Pig, Freddy, and Peck are disguised as sheep.]
Morning, sheep.
Baa.
Baa.
Eh, bee-ee-ee. No, uh... Boo-oo-oo.
Sounds like a case of the nervous woolies. [drags Pig away] This calls for drastic measures.
Uh... Bonsai! Bloopity! Bollywood!
[left in a massage chair by the Farmer] Oh, hi, guys! Sweet massage chair, huh? I recommend the "oggida-oggida-oggida" setting.
Welp, there's the glue factory. I told you I knew where it was.
This ain't the glue factory. It looks like a train station.
Uh, it's a train station slash glue factory.
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