Oz quotes from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Well she didn’t tell us till 4 o’clock in the morning!

Wyman

Oh right, during the wild night of passion, yeah?

Look, it was a personal, private moment between two adult people! Alright?!

Oz

Fair enough. But I’d be hacked off if you shagged my mother.

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[Oz visits Barry in jail]

Barry

Good to see you mate.

Oz

Blimey. How are you?

Barry

I feel like shit. Look like it too, don’t I?

Oz

Well....aye, you do like.

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You finish with Ofelia, he comes out the nick, and her brothers got friends in high places, am I connecting the right dots?

Oz

Didn’t have a choice man Den, not after I saw him in that shithole.

It’s a hell of a price to pay, man.

Oz

I’ll put it down to experience, eh. That’s what you get, when you don’t get what you want.

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[The lads finally interrogate Neville and force him to tell his secret]

Wyman

Bloody hell! Neville the spy!

I’ve hated every minute of it, lying to all of you, lying to my wife. I’m not even very good at it. I had to doctor a bloke’s drink one night. You know, knock out drops.

MMoxey

Go ay!

Oz

Hells teeth, That’s bloody hardcore!

I drank it myself!

[Everyone chuckles to themselves]

Sorry.

I’m glad this has happened really, it’s been a terrible strain. I’m really glad you did this, really. Thanks.

[Neville breaks down in tears]

Bomber

Let it all come out Neville, don’t hold anything back.

Barry

I think this is where we should all hug.

Oz

Dear me, you look like you’re bloody sopranos.

MMoxey

Big relief though, ey?

Yeah.

MMoxey

I bet you feel like you’ve just passed a bowling ball.