Dennis quotes from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Were the lads taking bets....on whether this would happen?

Dennis

Course not! Well probably,

And what odds did you give yourself?

Dennis

Well whatever they were, they’ve just narrowed.

Bomber

Well saying you do get her back to the North-East, well how do you think that will work then?

Oz

What do you mean?

Bomber

Well it’s a bit of a culture shock isn’t it?

Oz

Oh, I’ll adjust quick enough man!

Dennis

Seriously man, look at all these South American football players, they’ve signed for the Premier League and one minute it’s sunshine and samba, next minute...it’s Middlesbrough!

Wyman

Why didn’t you talk her out of it?

Dennis

Well she didn’t tell us till 4 o’clock in the morning!

Wyman

Oh right, during the wild night of passion, yeah?

Dennis

Look, it was a personal, private moment between two adult people! Alright?!

Oz

Fair enough. But I’d be hacked off if you shagged my mother.

Dennis

You finish with Ofelia, he comes out the nick, and her brothers got friends in high places, am I connecting the right dots?

Oz

Didn’t have a choice man Den, not after I saw him in that shithole.

Dennis

It’s a hell of a price to pay, man.

Oz

I’ll put it down to experience, eh. That’s what you get, when you don’t get what you want.

Wyman

Bloody hell! Neville the spy!

Neville

I’ve hated every minute of it, lying to all of you, lying to my wife. I’m not even very good at it. I had to doctor a bloke’s drink one night. You know, knock out drops.

Go ay!

Oz

Hells teeth, That’s bloody hardcore!

Neville

I drank it myself!

Dennis

Sorry.

Neville

I’m glad this has happened really, it’s been a terrible strain. I’m really glad you did this, really. Thanks.

Bomber

Let it all come out Neville, don’t hold anything back.

Barry

I think this is where we should all hug.

Oz

Dear me, you look like you’re bloody sopranos.

Big relief though, ey?

Neville

Yeah.

I bet you feel like you’ve just passed a bowling ball.