You know, Mom, I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died.
You gave us cereal in an ashtray.
S3 E9S.O.B.s
S3 E10Fakin' It
I just pray it's one of those things where he's unconscious through the whole trial and when he wakes up he gets BIG toy!
Did you do this, Mom? Did you put one of your own sons in a coma so he wouldn't testify?
Michael, how dare you! Although the thought did cross my mind.
[Gob is using a "My name is Judge" magazine insert inside his ventriloquist dummy]
They'll call me up on the stand, say something like "who is this little friend?", and he'll say...
FJFranklin/Judge
My name is Judge.
Whose name is Judge?
FJFranklin/Judge
My name is...
That's a silly name!
That's enough!
FJFranklin/Judge
...Judge. My name...
Yes, I am judging your name. It am silly!
FJFranklin/Judge
...Is...
Oh, now you're correcting my grammar?
Gob, not going to put Franklin on the stand. And your lips are moving just a little bit.
FJFranklin/Judge
...Judge.
He's right, his name is Judge now.
S3 E11Family Ties
GSGeorge, Sr.
I just want my brother to envy my money, but he's got that hair. Why can't I have hair and money and him nothing?
The real problem is that she keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The... something of my ways. Wisdom?
It's probably wisdom.
I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family.
[entering, to Lindsay] There's the woman I'm sexually attracted to.
Michael Okay, but that's the last one.
S3 E12Exit Strategy
RSRichard Shaw
I'm sorry it took so long, but the Cheney Expressway was backed up all the way to Halliburton Road.
Let me go with you. I was trained by Army. I speak the language.
You speak Arabic?
La-ach-ha-tem.
What's that mean?
No, I was just clearing my throat... but I think it actually does mean "laundry," but like a child's laundry. We don't really have a word for it.
S3 E13Development Arrested
I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to dress up as something more nautically themed. Hot sailors, maybe. Or better yet, hot sea m--
I like hot sailors.
Mmmm. Me too.
Although George Michael had only got to second base, he’d gone in head first, like Pete Rose.
It was Arrested Development.
S4 E1Flight of the Phoenix
I was mistakenly voted out of a four-person housing situation in a "pack first, no talking after" scenario.
S4 E5A New Start
MMan
They're the ambiguously gay duo.
I assure you there's nothing ambiguous about me. I'm Johnny Storm, the human flamer.
Is there a little girl here all by herself?
And perhaps it was this that would finally get him to admit that he sometimes did speak in a misleading way.
Daddy needs to get his rocks off!
S4 E6Double Crossers
I have changed, Michael! I cry at the drop of a hat and I hate the way I look. I actually had one cute hat, and it... [starts sobbing] blew off at this CVS parking lot... and this whole car full of black kids ran over it—for no reason! And they saw it! THEY SAW IT!
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