Wayne Jarvis quotes from Arrested Development

Wayne Jarvis

I use one adjective to describe myself, what is it?

Michael

Professional.

Wayne Jarvis

[shakes head and walks out]

Wayne Jarvis

I shall duck behind the couch.

Michael

What a pro.

Wayne Jarvis

I shall duck behind that little garbage can.

Michael

Guy's a pro

Michael

(to Lucille) Oh, um ... there's a big bowl of candy in my office. Why don't you go eat it?

Wayne Jarvis

Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is no candy in this office.