George Michael Bluth quotes from Arrested Development

I just pray it's one of those things where he's unconscious through the whole trial and when he wakes up he gets BIG toy!

Michael

Did you do this, Mom? Did you put one of your own sons in a coma so he wouldn't testify?

Michael, how dare you! Although the thought did cross my mind.

Gob

They'll call me up on the stand, say something like "who is this little friend?", and he'll say...

My name is Judge.

Gob

Whose name is Judge?

My name is...

Gob

That's a silly name!

Michael

That's enough!

...Judge. My name...

Gob

Yes, I am judging your name. It am silly!

...Is...

Gob

Oh, now you're correcting my grammar?

Michael

Gob, not going to put Franklin on the stand. And your lips are moving just a little bit.

...Judge.

Gob

He's right, his name is Judge now.

Gob

The real problem is that she keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The... something of my ways. Wisdom?

Michael

It's probably wisdom.

Michael

I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family.

Tobias

[entering, to Lindsay] There's the woman I'm sexually attracted to.

Buster

Let me go with you. I was trained by Army. I speak the language.

Michael

You speak Arabic?

Buster

La-ach-ha-tem.

Michael

What's that mean?

Buster

No, I was just clearing my throat... but I think it actually does mean "laundry," but like a child's laundry. We don't really have a word for it.

Tobias

I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to dress up as something more nautically themed. Hot sailors, maybe. Or better yet, hot sea m--

Michael

I like hot sailors.

Tobias

Mmmm. Me too.