What is this dissension in the ranks? Someone refuses to blow.
[grabs crotch] Oh no, I got somethin' you can blow all right.
WELL, WHY IS HE THE KING?!
[shoves Carl aside] Uh...because he is the smartest and best...looking, and his wisdom lead us to this great utopia, isn't that right, handsome master?
Yeessss, that is correct. Mucus minions, congest him, at once!
[Two mucus men surround him] Ah, that takes two of ya. Let's go.
[Carl is immediately congested]
I remember that one time you was in the bathroom...with that magazine. 'Cept that we ain't got no bathroom, so you know. And we all know what you was doing...
[Start Flashback]
I'll show ya stars! Take this! [shoots lasers and hits wall, revealing Shake]
Wait! What I'm doing in here is private!
[End Flashback]
Oh man! Back then I was so self-conscious about my body. You know, Frylock wanted to fix that hole but I said no. And now, I like it when people watch.
I still can't figure out what you're doing with yourself.
Remember when I save both of y'all's asses?
[A flashback starts, with 'Party Party Party' playing, Frylock destroying the RainbowMaker 4000 from "Escape from Leprechapolis", then a clip from "Super Squatter" is shown]
He needs medical attention.
[A clip from "PDA" is shown]
Well, I guess I'm satisfied then
[Meatwad coughs, then A clip from "Frat Aliens" where D.P. is tied to a rocket and Frylock lights it up and launches into Carl's house, the security system slaughter D.P., A clip from "Super Birthday Snake" where Frylock destroys Nathan Scott Phillips with a fireball, A clip from "The Clowning" where Frylock freezes Carl, A clip from "Dusty Gozongas" where Frylock freezes the blue flame pipes]
Wait no, those are awesome!
[A clip from "Balloonstein" whete Frylock throws a broken glass covered Meatwad, A clip from "The Dressing" where Frylock and Meatwad drag a curtain covered Turkitron]
TTurkitron
Fine. I'm not spinning, don't touch--
You son of a- [Kicks Turkitron
[A clip from "MC Pee Pants" where the place explodes and blows away MC Pee Pants, A clip from "The Cloning" is shown]
GWGeorge Washington
Wait no!
[shoots George Washington with a shotgun, A clip from "Boost Mobile" where two boost mobile phones fall into a pitfall] Meatwad. [Meatwad throws a big boulder to cover the pitfall, A clip from "Universal Remonster" where Frylock unplugs one of the wires.] There we go. [A clip from "Interfection" Where Frylock uses eye lasers to blow up pop-up ad for the tin]
[A clip from "Super Hero" where Frylock uses eye lasers to blow up three mutant worms, A clip from "Rabbot" where Frylock beams Carl up and drops him flat on his back on his roof, Another clip from "PDA" where a gigantic food crushes Frylock, A clip from "Mayhem of the Moonites" where Frylock pins Err and Ignignokt down the road]
[A clip from "The Last One" where Frylock kills Happy Time Harry, A clip from "Super Sirloin" where MC Pee Pants as Sir Lion gets shredded alive, A clip from "Robositter" where the Robositter gets liquified, A clip from "T Shirt of the Dead" where Frylock blasts the Easter Bunny's face off, A clip from "Video Oujia" where Frylock kills Billy Witch Doctor, A clip from "Revenge of the Trees" where Frylock destroys one of the trees and grabs Carl]
Come on, let's go! [The montage freeze frames]
Well, you put that whole thing over the rock music, huh?
This dude back where I worked at the, uh, Styrofoam peanut factory, like he converted the toilet into like a bong, and you just sort of put your face over the seat. It was pretty badass. I went in there, someone had used a Number Two, so I fish it out, load it up. Gotta do something to get through that shift. Later on, when I became an adult, I was thinkin', you know, "That's gross," but, man that bathroom was so awesome in high school.
[In the giant bong, Shake puts his own colon in his mouth]
Hoo, boy! What is that? Your colon? Get that out of your mouth. That's gross! You don't know where that's been.
What? I know-- I know exactly where it's been, man.
Hi, I'm high. Heheheh, you get it Shake? This is awesome.
You know what we need to do? We gotta get some instruments, take lessons, and learn to play them, and then we're gonna have the hottest jam of 'Comfortably Numb' that anyone has ever heard in their life!
Fryman, we have hidden four grams of cocaine in your room.
No, we didn't, Err. But we would. And we will tell the pigs that when they arrive.
[The Mooninites turn, Ignignokt disappears, but Err is still visible]
The pigs will never find us!
For we are thin lines of deception.
[turns again, still visible] Deceptinoitus!
Oh. [turns again, still visible]
I know how to do it, come on man.
Hey, when we gonna fix my guacomole?
Come on, hippies. We are the dope-men.
Because we wear corderoy!
[first lines]
Next door, jackass. [slams door]
[Ezekial knocks on the Aqua Teens' door, and Shake answers]
No, no! You're, uh... you're probably thinking the guy next door. Big, fat guy; you take care.
[Ezekial starts to walk back towards Carl's house; Carl racks a sawnoff shotgun; Ezekiel runs away.]