Ezekial quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Ezekial

Yay, security at the mall! I'm gonna shine a flashlight!

Ezekial

Daddy?

Next door, jackass. [slams door]

Ezekial

Daddy!

Master Shake

No, no! You're, uh... you're probably thinking the guy next door. Big, fat guy; you take care.

That's right, get lost!

Master Shake

Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads, internationally, but know this, I wrap my rascal TWO times cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing supermodels.

Frylock

Yeah well, let's see what a DNA test would say about that.

Master Shake

Oh, that's where it starts. Then pretty soon he's gonna want 65 cents for bus fare, liquor for his stomach. You know, I counsel dog in better shape than you. Free-jacking all around here like you're Mick Jagger. [to Ezekiel, he is about to cry] Listen! Why don't you hustle on down to the soup kitchen, Mick?

Ezekial

WAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAH!!!

Frylock

Wait a minute, wait!

Don't go, come on!

Frylock

Come back! Little shake.

Ezekial

[gets in the car seat and buckles up while crying] Daddy no want me! I'm gonna take a bus to Reno!

Frylock

Oh no, that won't do. Why don't you just stay with us untill you old enough the leave home.

Ezekial

Hooray! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Hoo-ray!

Master Shake

{Sarcastically} Yeah. Huzzah.

I wanna name him. Can I name him?

Master Shake

No! He's my son! And...NO! No he's NOT my son! Nobody can prove that!

I wanna name you Jesus... Ezekial... Jesus, and that's from the bible.

Ezekial

[slowly] E...zek...ial?

Frylock

That's a good name, Ezekial.

Ezekial

Ezekiel! I am Ezekial! That is me! Ezekial is—I am!

(playing basketball) Feed me the rock, I'm down low!

Frylock

(Referring to Ezekiel) Meatwad, your man's free over there! Get on your man!

(Rolls up to Dewy, a paper towel tube with a face drawn on it) Shut up, boy! I got my man boxed in over here! You deal with your own business!

Ezekial

I wanna play racecar...

[in a computerized voice] King-E-2-to-E-3.

Ezekial

Bishop E5 to D4. Check.

King-E-3-to-E-103. [seeing that he has lost, the Chess Dragon knocks over a bunch of Ezekiel's pieces]

Ezekial

You can't do that! That square does not exist! That is a blatant violation of the governing rules!

King-S-U-C-to-K-I-T.