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SEASON 2

Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 2

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2 quotes

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S2Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary

Can I blow out the candles now? There's just wax all over my cake.

Of course, it's your birthday...but you gotta cough up the royalties first.

How much did that cost you, Shake?

(exasperated) (Yawns) So tired of people in the private sector- Look, every business has an initial investment, okay? Everybody have birthdays and they all need to sing.

HOW MUCH...did it cost?

(sighs, grabs ledger) Well, I guess we'll start with travel. Zach, as you well know, traveled by a train of white stallions...which I had to buy and feed... and of course, you know the snow machine-

(grabs ledger) Give me that. 1.4 million dollars?!

The money is going to roll right in. D'you know how many birthdays there are in a year? There are hundreds. Literally...hundreds.

Is Milkshake here?

No, no, no.... I mean.

The beating I'm about to inflict upon him is going to be indescribable.

He's in the back. Go ahead and get 'em!

Allright, thanks. Nice place, by the way. (sees Shake hiding in the back) Hey, I see ya!

Zakk, my man! I've been looking all over- thank God you stopped by! (Zakk lifts up his guitar, pointing the "axe" end toward shake's head) No, no.... PUT THAT DOWN! (Zakk lodges the axe between Shake's eyes) AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!

HMHomeless Man

(mumbling) I'm seeing trees! I'll take care of it.... I'm a tree..... I'm a tree wizard!

Hey, that is great! Come on in, I've got a tray of muffins....

HMHomeless man

Muffins! (grabs the tray of muffins)

One, take ONE! (grabs the tray from him)

HMHomeless man

Tree wizard will be six dollars and forty-eight cents! (mumbles)

Kids are comin' to see the Black Mountain Scorpion Hoedown Blugrass Experience Gang, featuring Zakk Wylde on washtub bass. Zakk, did we not do the soundcheck?

[Zakk throws the bass at Shake]

No, jackass, I'm not working with any plastic scorpions. These things are beyond gay.

Why did I even get wasted and work with you? I mean, this isn't even a microphone. It's a stick with a marshmallow on it.

The room is intimate. Just project.

Project what?! I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about!

You gotta go from the diaphragm.

I mean I was fuckin' wasted when we recorded it!

Hey, Zakk Mild, let's kick it up a notch. What do you want, a drink? You need some pills? Want me to get some bitches?

S2The Shaving

(Willie throws the TV out the window) HEY! That was my window to the world!

WNWillie Nelson (the monster)

Well now it's been shattered by the monster. Pretty scary, right?

No! Whats that word that's the exact opposite of scary?

Tacos?

Taco?! Where?! Get outta my way, those are mine I made them!

There's a monster? In the attic?!

Yeah... um, I was driven here by the villagers... when I was doing 30 in a 25... and, uhm, I guess when I say villagers, it's more like this one guy... I really didn't know him.. but- eh, I knew him, but it's not like we were buds or anything.

Do you want him to repeat that?

No, I heard it.

(disdainfully) Well, thanks for joining us, now.

You are the gayest monster since gay came to Gaytown!

Whoa! Easy! Where's this coming from?

No! Let's get down to it. What I say is very baffling!

(Pulling Shake away from Willie) Hey, whoa you two. We don't want any trouble here, alright?

No I'm with you. I don't think violence solves anything.

God, you're gay! You don't think violence solves anything?! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!

Look, I'm-- I'm pretty hardcore. I mean, I've been known to do a number on plenty of guys.

Do a number? Yeah, I bet you do a number, in your tights on broadway, which is where you moved to after ya left Texas Chainsaw Mascara, where you're from!

What's he talking about?

How much you wanna bet me you couldn't scare Jack?

[To Frylock] Great, look who just ruined Halloween... You know you're like the A-bomb, everyone's laughing having a good time and you show up BOOM! Everything's dead!

[introducing Carl to Willie Nelson the monster]

Hey, Carl!

Who's this, your frickin' mother?!

No, Carl. It's your neighbor, Willie Nelson. I got chased here by the villagers.

Well, villager...

Yeah, that's a great story. See ya.

[slams door]

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