Zakk Wylde quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Zakk Wylde

Is Milkshake here?

Frylock

No, no, no.... I mean.

Zakk Wylde

The beating I'm about to inflict upon him is going to be indescribable.

He's in the back. Go ahead and get 'em!

Zakk Wylde

Allright, thanks. Nice place, by the way. (sees Shake hiding in the back) Hey, I see ya!

Master Shake

Zakk, my man! I've been looking all over- thank God you stopped by! (Zakk lifts up his guitar, pointing the "axe" end toward shake's head) No, no.... PUT THAT DOWN! (Zakk lodges the axe between Shake's eyes) AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!

Master Shake

Kids are comin' to see the Black Mountain Scorpion Hoedown Blugrass Experience Gang, featuring Zakk Wylde on washtub bass. Zakk, did we not do the soundcheck?

Zakk Wylde

No, jackass, I'm not working with any plastic scorpions. These things are beyond gay.

Zakk Wylde

Why did I even get wasted and work with you? I mean, this isn't even a microphone. It's a stick with a marshmallow on it.

Master Shake

The room is intimate. Just project.

Zakk Wylde

Project what?! I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about!

Master Shake

You gotta go from the diaphragm.

Zakk Wylde

I mean I was fuckin' wasted when we recorded it!