How did you get this--I'm not here!
[At the Aqua Teens' house, Frylock, Carl, and Meatwad are watching Shake on the computer.]
Hey, buddy, how ya doin' there? Pizza Land, huh? That's lots of fun. Hey, uh, I wanted to let you know that YOU BURNED MY FRICKIN' HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yea the grass is gone, just like how your face is gonna be gone after I SHOVE IT IN A PASTRAMI SLICER!!!
[Shake has asked for a new virtual environment. He appears in what appears to be a live-action park. He finds himself next to a horse.]
FC Female Computer Voice
Welcome to this horse's anus.
[after Carl's house has burned down] Hey Carl, you want me to shampoo the rug?
What's the frickin' point, Meatman?
So you can give me some money.
[The Plutonians enact a plan to get rid of Shake]
Oh, look over there! One hundred dollars! On the wing of the ship!
[Shoves Oglethorpe out of the way] Oh, that's mine! I dropped it! Now where is it again?
Right there. Do you see it? It's there.
Why, this could be very dangerous. I...I should go.
Oh, would you? Please save us...from all the money.
[Cut to Shake in a pod in space, looking for the money]
Shake to ship! I'm still not seeing it!
Oh, you can't see it? Well, let me turn on the light for you!
[the ship flies away, sending Shake spinning to Earth.]
[Carl is holding a tire iron.]
Hey, Carl! Hey! Lawn looks great!
Why's your house all curled up?
I don't know, I was hoping maybe we could have a little dialogue about that.
Hey, that's a nice tire iron, Carl. Is that yours?
Yeah, let me get in there and show you the finish on it. Up close.
[Carl gets in the pod. The door closes.]
[Carl proceeds to brutalize Shake. The pod falls over.]
Uhh, you know, you can just call me Steve. I mean, there's no one else here.
[An old Hanna Barbara swamp creature suddenly appears behind Steve]
You ever hear of a refrigerator, or a frickin' trash can?!
You got three raw chickens in here on the floor! A dog wouldn't even take a crap in here!
Look, just take the hose and lightly spray everything out the back door.
Oh no you're not! You're gonna go to the damn store and get some cleaning supplies!
Look at this mess! Did you do this? [long pause] Fine, alright!. I'll do it, but it's my decision to do this, I declare it.
Yo, man. I think that mold is a-movin'. If it move one more time, I’m gettin' my gat.
This here's Vanessa. I know she looks like an apple, but she's actually a full-grown woman, and she fell in love with her boyfriend, Dewey, here, and they go off into outer space and then they... they get married.
(angrily enters the house) Where's Meatwad?!
What're you doing with that gutter?
What're you doin' with that beard, huh? Answer that, scientist!
My telescope! And you've ruined it! How will I ever see the stars again?
This ain't no telescope, it's Dewey. He's an engineer, and he works on the Supertrain.
He does what?! You've got mental problems. [Hits Meatwad repeatedly with gutter] Taste the chrome!
OD Ol' Drippy
[walking in with the "doll"] What's it taste like?
Your mother's... [sees Ol' Drippy for the first time] AAAHHHH, MONSTER!!!
Did you see a woman in a bikini with a six-pack of beer and a surfboard come in here?
Was it made of cardboard, used to be up at the liquor store?
Ohhh, she smells like dead mushrooms and cheeseburger meat.
OD Ol' Drippy
Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.
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